Lunar Chronicles Comms

Winter, Cress, Iko, Cinder, and Thorne

Hey guys!!!

I haven't been updating as much as I would like.... sorry... finals..

I had finals this week, and next week, too... So yeah. BUT, I'll probably find time to post anyways.

Hope you enjoy!

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ThorneIsBae: Help ME!!!!!

PrincessWinter: What, Cress?

ThorneIsBae: LOOOK!!!!

PrincessWinter: OH. That does.. not look good.

ThorneIsBae: You think?!!??!!

PrincessWinter: You could... um.. change it?

ThorneIsBae: I'm kinda... scared exposing my portscreen to a virus.

PrincessWinter: *facepalm* Well, if Thorne could change it, why can't you?

ThorneIsBae: Well...

PrincessWinter: Listen, I don't have time to try persuading you. I'll get IKO to change it, that's easy.

ThorneIsBae: Because she's an android? And no matter what happens to her, it doesn't really matter, because she's not human and can't process human feelings?

PrincessWinter: Shush, that makes me sound evil!

ThorneIsBae: But it's true.

PrincessWinter: Yeah, but don't let my minion see that. I'll invite her in. Delete what was there before.

ThorneIsBae: Okay.

Comm history cleared.

IKO has logged on.

IKO: HIIIII!!!!

PrincessWinter: Iko, I have a job for you.

IKO: Anything, my esteemed Majesty!

PrincessWinter: ....

PrincessWinter: ANyways. I need you to go into Cress's portscreen and change her username.

IKO: Into what, my mistress?

PrincessWinter: Something appropriate, please. I don't want Cress to go around again with a ridiculous name. It's giving me headaches.

IKO: Yes, I shall do so... right about... NOW!

ThorneIsBae: Nothing's changed.

IKO: Sorry... loading problems... you know, it's really hard to get a good signal from up here without getting caught. Unless we have connection in space.

ThorneIsBae: Spi-fi. I know. I'm a HACKER.

PrincessWinter: Spi-fi?

ThorneIsBae: Yeah. Wifi is for the WORLD- Spi-fi is for space. It's easier that way.

PrincessWinter: Um. Ok.

IKO: Ah-HA! I got it! Loading finished... behold your new username!

Cress: Um.

IKO: Isn't it a masterpiece!?

Cress: It's... Um. My name.

IKO: I KNOW! *beams and looks around for positive reactions from others*

PrincessWinter: Um. I can't-um.

IKO: It's like mine! So fans will think that you tried copying me!

PrincessWinter: Which will achieve WHAT, exactly?

IKO: They'll say,"Oh, a friend of the princess copies her! She must be so popular!"

PrincessWinter: How do you- UGH. Never mind.

Cress: Um.

Mechanic has logged on.

Mechanic: Hey, guys! OH. Cress? Um. Your username? It's plain. Not that it's not good. Plenty of people use usernames like that. But, I was thinking, since we're the subjects of books, you could.... maybe be a BIT more... LOUD?

Cress: I didn't do this. *virtually points to IKO* She did.

Mechanic: Oh. *nods understandingly* That explains EVERYTHING.

IKO: THANK you!

PrincessWinter: Is she... practicing her sarcasm?

IKO: SARCASM!!!

Cress: I think so...

PrincessWinter: Should I tell her that that was good?... Or should I just tell the truth?

Mechanic: Say nothing.

IKO: I have to go now!

IKO: TA-TA, ME FANS!

IKO: HUGS AND KISSES!

Cress: Bye!

Mechanic: ...

PrincessWinter: I'll be expecting a blueberry muffin tomorrow morning, at eight o'clock precisely, with a raspberry tart and powdered sugar! And remember the usual hot cocoa!

Mechanic: It's.. nearly summer.

PrincessWinter: UM, HUH-lo!!! My name! It might... um... MEAN SOMETHING?

IKO: I SHALL REMEMBER, MISTRESS!!!!

IKO: GOOD-BYE! *BLOWS KISSES* GOOD-BYE!!!

IKO has logged off.

Cress: On that note, I have to leave.

Mechanic: Yeah, me too.

Cress: Winter, thanks for the favor. Even though IKO did it... but whatever.

PrincessWinter: Yeah, ok. Anytime....

HandsomeHero has logged on.

HandsomeHero: Plush Thornes are available today at HALF-PRICE! In local stores now! ANDD....

PrincessWinter: Oh GEEZ..

Mechanic: ESCAPE! EVERYONE, THIS IS NOT A JOKE! EMERGENCY EVACUATION!

Cress: Yes, ma'am!

HandsomeHero: Wait! There's a special deal....

Mechanic has logged off.

Cress has logged off.

PrincessWinter has logged off.

HandsomeHero: Wait!!!!

HandsomeHero: If you give the Rampion a paint job... you get twenty Thornes for free...

Mechanic has logged on.

Mechanic: No one cares, Thorne.

Mechanic has logged off.