Lunar Chronicles Comms

Wolf, Kai, and Thorne

Thanks for 1.7K views!!! It's so amazing to me... Just about 3 weeks ago, I had about 800.. Like WHOA.

This comm has been long past due, so yeah. Bye and enjoy!

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WolfMan: Kai? I need to ask you something.

KaiWasKidnapped: UH, what?

WolfMan: Wanna play Truth or Dare?

KaiWasKidnapped: Why?

WolfMan: Just- PLAY the GAME.

KaiWasKidnapped: This is reallllly suspicious...

WolfMan: Just PLAY the game!!!

KaiWasKidnapped: You first!!!!!! Truth or Dare?

WolfMan: Um. Can you go first?

KaiWasKidnapped: Hey, why do you want to play this game again?

WolfMan: I'm going first!

KaiWasKidnapped: That's what I thought. Truth or Dare?

WolfMan: Um.. ugh...urgh... eurgh..

KaiWasKidnapped: Can you just choose? Like, today?

WolfMan: Um. Dare.

KaiWasKidnapped: I dare you to paint Thorne's nails while he's sleeping.

WolfMan: I feel like you've planned on doing that for forever...

KaiWasKidnapped: Oh, yeah, and you have to say it was you. So, you know, they don't think it was me. And take their anger out on me. Which wouldn't happen anyways, because I'm just such a likeable guy.

WolfMan: Okay. I'll do it-be right back.

KaiWasKidnapped: Just be fast about it. I don't have my whole life to waste on this.

KaiWasKidnapped: Wolf? You there?

KaiWasKidnapped: Wolf, it's been 30 minutes already.

WolfMan: I'm back!

KaiWasKidnapped: What took you so long? Sheesh...

WolfMan: Well, I...

KaiWasKidnapped: You know what? I'm sorry I asked. Your turn.

WolfMan: Okay! Kai, Truth or Dare?

KaiWasKidnapped: Truth. Duh.

WolfMan: Who do you like?

KaiWasKidapped: WHY with THIS again?

WolfMan: Just-ANSWER it!!

KaiWasKidnapped: Isn't it obvious?

WolfMan: Who IS IT?

KaiWasKidnapped: Cinder!! Duh!

WolfMan: HER?

KaiWasKidnapped: Yeah, so? You have to promise not to tell her, she'd hit me or something.

WolfMan: No, she wouldn't.

KaiWasKidnapped: How do YOU know that?

WolfMan: Because-er- um...

KaiWasKidnapped: Has she said anything to you? Is she reading this right now?

WolMan: This just keeps getting worse and worse....

KaiWasKidnapped: Wait-are you working for her? Is she reading this? Hey, I bet she's reading this!

WolfMan: No, she isn't. She can, though, if you want her to.

KaiWasKidnapped: What do you mean?

Mechanic has joined the comm.

Mechanic: This.

KaiWasKidnapped: WAIT! Don't scroll up-I can explain!

Mechanic: Explain what?
WolfMan: A little advice, Kai. Keep sending messages-every time you send something, she's sent down. She can't scroll up.

KaiWasKidnapped: Thanks!
KaiWasKidnapped: Wait-why are you helping me? I thought you were working for her.

WolfMan: I thought that if I worked for YOU for a change, you could help confess face-to-face to Scarlet. Not by comm, personally. Cinder can't do that.

KaiWasKidnapped: Oh. TRUE.

Mechanic: UGH! STOP sending messages!
KaiWasKidnapped: No can do! Wolf, can you commentate?

WolfMan: But that's what Thorne's good at!

KaiWasKidnapped: Yeah, well, the store's supply of Thornes ran out, so...

Mechanic: THORNES??!?!!!

KaiWasKidnapped: Yeah. Thorne has endorsed in a company to sell Thorne plushes. They can commentate. They're amazing. They're handsome. They're basically Thorne clones.

HandsomeHero: Did someone say THORNE?

Mechanic: I can't take this anymore... Idiot after idiot after idiot..

Mechanic has logged out.

HandsomeHero: My line of Thornes is restocking at local stores tomorrow. There will naturally be restocks daily from now on, because-*smoothes hair*I AM very attractive.

KaiWasKidnapped: Hear, hear!

WolfMan: *speechless*