Lunar Chronicles Comms

Kai, Thorne, Wolf

HandsomeHero: Yo. Wanna hit up that bar later?
KaiWasKidnapped: Please stop.
HandsomeHero: It's...*flips hair* downtown. *raises eyebrows*
KaiWasKidnapped: Please.
HandsomeHero: Don't worry. I've got the whole situation under control. We will NOT end up reserving dinner on a different planet.
KaiWasKidnapped: Thorne... Please stop.
HandsomeHero: *gasps* But wait... I HAVE reserved dinner on another planet!
KaiWasKidnapped: ...THORNE..
HandsomeHero: But, don't worry! I can fix this! We'll just try making our reservation in time!
WolfMan: Hello.
KaiWasKidnapped: ...Helpppp...
HandsomeHero: Hmm... Well, the only problem is, we only have thirty minutes to make the reservation... Ah, well. Why don't we catch the SLOWEST SHIP and try making it anyway? There's no way we'll be late!
WolfMan: Oh, are we sharing our life experiences?? Is it Thorne's turn?
KaiWasKidnapped: Er.. That's right. Very good. You figured it out. This is... Um. Thorne's expeience. His first date with Cress. It's very embarrassing. He accidentally reserved dinner at the wrong place.
WolfMan: Huh. I always thought Thorne was more smooth than that.
HandsomeHero: I am. This is Kai's experience.
WolfMan: Oh, that explains it! Yes, this is exactly something Kai would do!!
KaiWasKidnapped: Thanks a lot.
WolfMan: Whatever you say! Hey, I was thinking... Should I change my username? It's getting boring.
HandsomeHero: Oh, not this username thing again. Can we please talk about something else?
KaiWasKidnapped: Yeah, like how cheerful Wolf is today. Why are you so.... Iko-ish?
WolfMan: *gasps* Iko-ish? Why, I'm just enjoying life! Like any lupine wannabe should!
HandsomeHero: Hold on. Kai, isn't there something fishy about this all?
KaiWasKidnapped: ... yes. Yes, maybe a bit.
HandsomeHero: I mean, why is WOLF enjoying life? He doesn't enjoy life! He skulks in corners and eats tomatoes!!
KaiWasKidnapped: ....Yes, tomatoes do make life seem less enjoyable, don't they?
HandsomeHero: Exactly!! Wolf, what happened!?
WolfMan: *eats tomato* well, if you must know.. It has to do with Scarlet.
HandsomeHero: I already know what's coming. You two are getting married, hm?
WolfMan: *chokes* What? No!!
KaiWasKidnapped: Then what?
WolfMan: She... Kissed me. Today.
KaiWasKidnapped: ... Haven't you two kissed before?
WolfMan: Well. Yes.
HandsomeHero: So, what's different now?
WolfMan: nothing.. Except she hugged me, too.
HandsomeHero: ....
KaiWasKidnapped: ... Your relationship is very... Interesting, Wolf.
HandsomeHero: Wouldn't you say your relationship's interesting too, Kai?
KaiWasKidnapped: ... Well, yes. A bit.
WolfMan: Oop! *chokes again* Scarlet's comming me! Bye!
WolfMan has logged out.
HandsomeHero: So did you and Cinder kiss on the date?
KaiWasKidnapped: ... Well. Yes. But...
HandsomeHero: But what?
KaiWasKidnapped: We were back at Rampion. And we were kissing, when. Agh.
HandsomeHero: What?
KaiWasKidnapped: Well, don't tell Scarlet this, but she was throwing tomatoes, and it hit us. Both of us. Right in the face.
HandsomeHero: ... That's not that bad.
KaiWasKidnapped: Add that to a night of running through Earth and Luna. Oh, and space.
HandsomeHero: ..... Smooth, Kai. Smooth.

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running out of battery... So bye!!

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