Oh My God (Young Sheldon)

5) But yea

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It is night and i am over at the Coopers watching football with there family. I was sitting on the floor with Georgie and Missy since the couch's weren't available. Georgie was in the arm chair. Meemaw, Mary, and Sheldon was on the couch. Sheldon was reading which i always find impossible because the tv would defiantly distract me if i tried.

"Come on!" George yelled at the same time as Missy yelled "Damn it!" I jumped at both of them shouting.

"I don't care if you win, just cover the damn spread" Meemaw said and took a mouth full of her drink.

"Mom, are you betting again?" Mary asked.

"Nope" Meemaw said, unconvincingly.

"... fans on their feet, trying to urge the defense on" The announcer said.

"Fourth down" Georgie said, playing with his hands as he watched the tv intently.

"Gotta punt" George said.

"Gotta" Missy said.

"Statistically, always punting on fourth down makes no sense" Sheldon said. Georgie and i turned to him.

"Huh?" i asked.

"Statistically, you're a dumbass" Georgie said.

"Georgie!" i said.

"When the Aggies give up the ball on their own five-yard line, the opposing team has a 92% chance of scoring. When they punt from deep in their own territory, the other team still has a 77% chance of scoring. But since they convert on fourth down 50% of the time, the math says they should never punt again" Sheldon said and continued his reading. By now everyone was staring at Sheldon.

"Sheldon, I've been playing and coaching football all my life. I don't think your math is right" George said.

"When is it every wrong?" i mumbled turning back to the tv.

"Really?" Sheldon asked George. "Hang on... no it's right"

".... able to hold A&M to a field goal, they'll only be down six points" the announcer continued.

Today for school February was taking me. Not with my own free will, and not with the liking of Georgie and January. But Januarys car only had seven seats so she took all the younger kids while i went in the car with March, April, August, and of course February. To say it was uncomfortable would be an understatement.

"So, we just not gonna talk?" I asked.

"This is what the cars like in the morning, May, get used to it" February said. I slouched and looked out the window. I was in this car ride for one reason. Sheldon was going with George and Georgie and George's car only had a front seat.... ok that was two reasons, but still.

"Oh relax May, you can be away from your boy friend for a little while" August said and i poked my tong out at him.

"Shut up you doosh" i said.

"Oh you've done it now" March said as he sketched in his notebook.

"Who cares" i mumbled.

"Oh, you won't be saying that for long" August said and i just rolled my eyes.

Today was cheerleading and we all danced in our TOO short skirts. To be honest i was not paying attention to anything over on the field, i was desperately trying to remember the dance moves. Next thing i know we won! We actually won! All the cheerleaders jumped up cheering and clapping.