Gerard Way X Reader Oneshots/imagines

A/N *IMPORTANT*

I just needed to get this off my chest.
Well, my friends already know. I just felt like dumping my problems on you, you hopelessly, lost, emo, mindless, teenager reading unholy mcr fanfiction on your innocence-stolen phone.

Anyway.

I'm seriously questioning my life choices because last Saturday night- I was up all night being a gay sob over Lyn-Z.
Like shit....
I'M SUPPOSED TO BE A CHRISTIAN.
I'm not supposed to be gay.
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Stop I'm just manifesting.
But SHE'S SO FUCKING CUTE

Help.
IDFK what to do.

I seriously liked being the only straight person in my generation now I have a thing for a married ass woman with a daughter my age😭😭😭.

Also, I'll probably disappear from socials beginning in May because I'M GETTING A FLIP PHONE FRON THE 00s FOR MY BIRTHDAY :-D!!!!
EKDJGSUBYZOJSGEDHUS I'm so excited!!!!
But also I'm not excited.
Because I won't get to talk to my online friends anymore- which are my only friends.

My dumbass don't know how to ask them for their numbers without it being gay.
Help give me advice.

I'm not gay.
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I'm not sorry for dumping my problems on you.
Why would you want me to be?
You should be glad I decided to share my issues with you🙄

I wonder if in 10 years, I'll look back on this and cry over how easy life was and how amazing life was before I had a stupid husband who thinks I need to kiss his feet when he gets off work.
Hahahahahaha

Bye, arrogant sons of bitches.
I love you- my fellow losers.

I hope the voices find you too😝

And haunt you.
Like a goat.

HAHA BYE
I LOVE LINDSEY WAY
AND GERARD WAY
AND MIKEY WAY
AND ALL THE WAYS
AND BANDIT WAY
AND RAY TORO
AND FRANK IERO
AND- AND- ig Bob's okay too🙄
AND I LOVE S
AND I LOVE N
AND I LOVE ALL THE LETTERS OF THE ALPHABET.

Bye.
Name your kids after me.