ᴛᴏɢᴇᴛʜᴇʀ ʇou ꜰᴏʀᴇᴠᴇʀ

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SIKE! IT'S INCORRECT QUOTES TIME, BABY!!

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(Y/n): How do I deal with my enemies?
Eren: Kill them
(Y/n): That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution
Eren: Kill them only a little?

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(Y/n): I prevented a murder today.
Eren: Really? How'd you do that?
(Y/n): self-control.

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(Y/n): Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.
Marco: Next time you're working out do 15 push-ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex's house down. You can do it. I believe in you.
Mina: There were so many mixed messages in that, I can't-

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(Y/n): I've come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck

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Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like (Y/n)*
(Y/n): Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep-deprived and lastly, if you could drag a comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.

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(Y/n): You look nice, I want to kiss you.
Mikasa: What?
(Y/n): I SAID IF YOU DIED, I WOULDN'T MiSS YOU.

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(Y/n): You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Mikasa: Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
(Y/n): I'm leaving you, and I'M TAKING EREN WITH ME
Armin, picking up the monopoly board: I think we're gonna stop playing now.

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(Y/n): Listen, I can explain...
Mina: You're making 500,000 gold coins and you're only gonna pay me 30,000?
Marco: You're getting 30k? I'm getting 1,000!
Jarvis: You guys are getting paid?

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(Y/n): You know those things will kill you, right?
Levi, pouring another glass of whiskey: That's the point.
Hange, smoking a cigarette: We're trying to speed up the process.
Moblit: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*
(Y/n): You know what? Let me join.

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(Y/n): If you can't beat them, dress better than them

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(Y/n): What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?
Jean: Go the fuck to sleep
(Y/n): What gif I don't want to?
Jean: Fuck You!