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five feet apart because we're not gay👯‍♂️💩
youngmin, donghyun, woojin, daehwi, jungkook

jungkook
guys

daehwi
heLLO

woojin
i hate the name of this group

donghyun
^ it was a funny vine you have to admit
and sup jungkook

youngmin
yes jungkook?

jungkook
i need help from you guys

youngmin
okay, what is it?

woojin
did you do something bad and got yourself into trouble

daehwi
does lesley noona know

donghyun
well someone is going to get his ass whooped

woojin
rest in peace jungkook

jungkook
no i didn't do anything bad

donghyun
continue lying to yourself bro

woojin

jungkook okay maybe i stole noona's favourite coffee

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jungkook
okay maybe i stole noona's favourite coffee

woojin
i'm telling her

jungkook
doNT bE sUcH a sNAkE

youngmin
geez quiet down
even if he did take her coffee, lesley would
probably just laugh and ask him if he wants another cup

daehwi
true
she's too nice
jungkook doesn't deserve her

woojin
LMAO

youngmin
just ignore them jungkook
what's wrong

jungkook
actually i'm not the one that needs help
noona is

youngmin
is she okay?
what happened

daehwi
DID SHE GET HURT OHNO

donghyun
do i need to get an ambulance to your place rn?

woojin
jungkook why can't you look after your sister geez

jungkook
she well and alive and living
jesus christ
why am i asking you guys for help

donghyun
because you got no other friends to ask

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