Rant 5) Crack PAIRINGS

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Okay okay... this HAS to be addressed. I seriously don't know why people like these a lot. LIKE WHY?

Even if it's not an actual canon pairing but makes sense. Than that's fine.

I don't mind if it's a Ino x Shikamaru, Sai x Sakura, Sasuke x Ino, Shikamaru x Sakura even if you actually do the plot line fairly well. I don't care if it's an actual pairing in the show/manga. But if you go SO OFF... I'll like—

Okay so these need to be stopped.

ItaHina, ItaSaku, ItaIno, SakuAkatu, NaruMada IzuSasu, SasuKona etc fanfics

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ItaHina, ItaSaku, ItaIno, SakuAkatu, NaruMada IzuSasu, SasuKona etc fanfics.

THEY DONT know each other at all in the Naruto universe. Maybe in your own universe but please I know it's a fanfiction but Hinata is IN LOVE with Naruto since part one. This just makes no sense why she would love some criminal in the Akatsuki. Just why?

Even if you somehow change the plot, still the age difference is like me at 12 dating Kakashi who is twenty. The age differences between these students have a gap. None of them know Itachi that well, nor knew of him WHEN he existed in the village before he left. And ya.. just they are cringe in my opinion.

Sakura x Akatsuki

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Sakura x Akatsuki

Is probably the worst I've come across. Why would Sakura fall in love with someone she was trying to kill? Sasori? No. Just please... stop. She doesn't like anyone in the Akatsuki who are above criminals that are the antagonists. THEY are the worst of the worst. Sasuke is an exception throughout the show because she had known him for a gap of her life. He wanted vengeance, not much of a criminal since he wasn't going around on killing sprees till he finally joined the Akatsuki later on. Sakura HAS always been in love with Sasuke and accepted for who he is.

So for the love of god. Sakura being paired up with anyone other than Sasuke or even Naruto in fanfics are an immediate turn off.

Especially her and Itachi... just W T F. Please stop.

Ino x Deidara

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Ino x Deidara

Okay just because they look sort of alike with their hair styles. DOESNT MEAN THEY SHOULD DATE. Period! Stopppppp. Ughhhhh stick to normal make-sense pairings than these weird ones. I don't know what goes on in your heads. I would rather die.

Incest fanfics

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Incest fanfics.

These are the absolute worst of the worst. Sasuke and Itachi would never love each other in "that way", I've seen them everywhere and I swear people are getting crazy with this. It's disgusting, it's gross and please stop. Also NO HINATA AND NEJI FANFICS! They're first cousins, which is a super close blood line. Those are super incest!! Stop please!

Hashirama x Tobirama is somewhat popular on Fanfiction.net and I can tell you they're written by ten year olds.

FemMadara/Hashirama, FemNaruto/Sasuke.

I don't know why people do this gender bender shit to get the readers to like this. It's indeed cringe in my opinion. These pairings are awful, gross and I've seen worst off here than any other site.

Please stop. I beg you...

//Ja ne Zoey

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