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__________Alaska took a deep breath walking into school the other day,she had her reading glasses on and was carrying a massive bottle of water in one of her arms

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__________Alaska took a deep breath walking into school the other day,she had her reading glasses on and was carrying a massive bottle of water in one of her arms.

Walking past her locker,she took a deep breath,looking to her right to see Puck staring at the new teacher,her names Shelby Coracon,apparently she is Rachel Berry's mother,

She means no surprise she gave Rachel up for adoption,She would have if her daughter turned out like that.

Alaska overheard a couple days ago that Shelby used to be the coach for Vocal Adrenaline,they used to be The New Directions biggest competitor,now sits the Warblers.

Shelby got one of her performers Jesse St James to fake date Rachel and then egged her,Oh how Alaska wishes she was there to see that.

Would have been highlight of her life.

Walking into the choir room after taking a deep breath and massaging her temples,she takes a seat next to Kurt,leaning her head on his shoulder and closing her eyes for a brief second.

Kurt looking down at her with a look of sorrow at the sight of her complete hangover.

But her eyes quickly opened again,only to see Puck,Blaine,Finn and Mike singing a song.

Finn-

Oh do your homework, dude
Oh, (yeah) wow, man, I said (hahahahaha)
Wait a second, man (Hello!)
What do you think, the teacher's gonna look like this year? (hahahahaha)

Puck-

Woa! Uh!
Oh yeah!
T-T-teacher stop that screamin'
Teacher don't you see?
Don't wanna be no uptown fool
Maybe I should go to hell
Oh but I am doing well
Teacher needs to see me after school

I think of all the education that I've missed
But then my homework was never quite like this!
Ow! Got it bad, got it bad,
Got it bad (Puck: I'm hot for teacher!)
I've got it bad, so bad (Puck: I'm hot for teacher!)

Hey, I heard you missed us
We're back! (Finn: Hey!) (Blaine: U-huh)
I brought my pencil (Mike: hahaha)
Give me something to write on, man!
Whoa
Huh!
Ooo-oo-ooo
I heard about your lessons
but lessons are so cold

I didn't know about this school
Little girl from Cherry Lawn
How can you be so bold?
How did you know that golden rule?

I think of all the education that I've missed
But then my homework was never quite like this!
Whoa! Got it bad, got it bad,
Got it bad (Puck: I'm hot for teacher!)
I've got it bad, so bad (Puck: I'm hot for teacher! Whoa-oh!)

Blaine-

Oh man, I think the clock is slow (Puck: yeah-oh-yeah)

Finn-
What are you doin' this weekend?

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