I am USAGI! (UA Hero/Villain Civil War Game)

War Day 1: Truce

What an idiot!

I told him not to go on a hunt!

I told them to only scare him!

And what does this giant orangutan do?

He goes after them!

Like what the fuck?

I mean I want to see him get eliminated first but this? How fucking stupid can he be?

Well his time has finally come!

After that little show, I went ahead and tracked my old friend, Kacchan, down. It wasn't hard tracking them down. They were in their heroes headquarters and I immediately saw that class 1a and class 1b didn't share a headquarter like intended.

Huh?

So they really didn't wanted to be close to each other!

This will be one of their biggest mistakes every!

Here we go! This is probably the most stupidest idea I had so far!

Once I was in front of the hero quarters, I just went inside like I owned the building.

1 villain against 19 heroes.

What can go wrong?!

I stopped right in the middle of the entrance area.

Me: HEROES! I HAVE AN OFFER TO MAKE!

It didn't take long before I was surrendered.

Was this a stupid plan?

Maybe?

Okay, Yes it was!

Was I about to regret this?

Probably!

BUT let's hope Bakugo has some brain cells still intact.

I waited there until Bakugo came out of the group and stopped only 5 meters in front of me.

Bakugo: The fuck are you doing here nerd?

Mineta: Hah, he is giving up!

Mineta was about to come closer to me if not for Bakugo. He immediately used some explosions to get their attention.

Bakugo: Back off him! He must have some kind of plans!

Me: Yeah, back of me! I am soo dangerous!

Bakugo: We both know that this is true!

Me: So what?

Bakugo: Don't fuck around!

Me: Ohh you were never one to have much patient!

Bakugo: What do you want?

Me: We have one enemy in common.

Bakugo: Ohh and here I thought you were the enemy!

Me: How about Bitch Might?

Denki: Oh damn, he can swear?

Me: Surprise, surprise Bitches!

Bakugo: He always knew how! He only fucking never does it.

Me: How very fucking true!

Kaminari: He sounds like you bro!

Me: Now onto business shall we?

BAkugo: Why do you want to eliminate All Might so fucking bad? He is in your team isn't he?

Me: So what? There is not a single rule that prevents me from telling you how to get rid of him or lure him into a trap. I am only prohibited to get rid of him myself.

Mineta: and we should believe you just like this?

Me: I came in here and didn't eliminate anyone. If I wanted to, I could have gotten rid od every fucking single one of you!

Mineta: And why should we believe you?

Me: Can I get rid of him?

Bakugo: FUCKING NO!

Me: Too bad! Well then you will live a little longer.

Bakugo: So you wanna get rid of All Might?

Me: Are fucking deaf?

Bakugo: No!

Me: Well then what do you say? Truce?

Bakugo: Truce!

Good!

You will soon learn your very first lesson!

Never trust a villains word.

I began smiling g a Cheshire smile and offered him my hand. Without even any hesitation, he accepted it.

Bakugo: Now what?

Me: I will lure him towards the edge of the city so be there.

Bakugo: The edge of the city?

Tsu: Isn't the forest dangerous *ribbit*?

Me: No, why should it be?

Of course it is!

Denki: Hawks told us about the animals.

Me: What animals?

Bakugo: You fucking don't know or you playing dumb?

Me: Why should I play dumb and go to a dangerous place? That doesn't make any sense!

Iida: True it does not.

How very wrong you are!

Everything makes sense depending on the viewpoint!

Me: Besides I have Nezu in my team. I am pretty sure he would have told me and my team that there was something dangerous on this island.

Bakugo: So you lure him there and me and my team will then attack him and get him out?

Me: Yep.

Bakugo: And how do you suggest we getting rid of him?

Me: I am not allowed to get him out of the game but I can wound him. You see I have a special toy that can help us. So don't worry about it. All you have to do is be there and be ready. Oh and I would like the grape fuck over there to get rid of All Might. I still want to damage his ego and pride.

Bakgo: And if nor?

Me: I will simply get rid of all of you.

With that I took out my weapons and pointed one at the perv and one at the dandelion.

Bakugo: Shit!

Me: You didn't think I would come in here without any weapons did you?

Bakugo: FUCK! I should have known.

Me: So, what do you say?

Bakugo: Fine!

Me: It was a pleasure making a deal with you.

I put down my weapons and bowed before him before walking out of the door as if nothing ever happened.

Now at last!

Ohh this will be soo much fun!

Especially when I get them to go into the forest!

Ohh I can't wait for all the chaos!

Me: HAHAHAHAHA

I walked straight back to my villain lair and got my scythe. In there were every single one of my team meat besides that idiot number 1 and idiot number 2.

Nezu: You seem in a good mood. May I ask what happened?

Me: I will be getting rid of All Might and Vlad King.

Aizawa: How?

Me: with the heroes help.

Just like that, I began describing them my plan. Not only that but I send 2 of them out to patrol the area just in case something happens while I was away.