Formula 1 groupchat 🏎️

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Magnussen family:

🦕: Far, papa, someone, HELP!!!

Far: Relax Dino, what's up?

🦕: I have a dinner date and I just don't know what I should wear.

Papa: Do you need someone to come over to your apartment or just some advice trough chat?

🦕: If someone could come over that would be amazing...

Papa: Send me your address, I'm on my way. Because someone is flying without me and lands in a few hours😒

Far: Romain asked me so we could hang out. And JB is also here.

Papa: Dino, I'm there in a minute. WAIT WHAT IS JB DOING THERE?!

Far: Idk I guess Romi invited him.

Papa: Stupid question but Romi can speak French right?

Far: Romi is a Swiss so yea he speaks German and French why?

Papa: And is that more French or German?

Far: French mostly... But why do you want to know.

Papa: Just for a question from my namethief.

Far: 😂

Papa: But thanks Prinz.

Private chat between Namethief and Nico 2.0:

Nico 2.0: Nico? I got gossip about JB.

Namethief: Yea tell me...

Nico 2.0: BUT FIRST YOU AND LEWIS FFS WHY DIDNT YOU NEVER TELL ME!!!

Namethief: We didn't tell anyone so you don't have to feel left out 🤷🏼‍♂️ but gossip??

Nico 2.0: Well the rumor has it that JB is flying back from Japan with Romain.

Namethief: BUT WAIT... HE TOLD ME AND MARK HE WAS GOING WITH HIS BOYFRIEND AND A MATE OF HIS BOYFRIEND!! WHO TOLD YOU THIS???

Nico 2.0: Kevin dropped something about flying back with Romi and Romi dropped something about flying with boyfriend and now Kevin is complaint about JB having to much energy.

Namethief: Okay great so I'll ask JB about it.

Nico 2.0: 👍🏼

Formula 1 & co:

Lance: Congratulations Papá for signing a new contract!!

Lando: Papá stays in the paddock!!

Yuki: I'm also happy for you!!

Stoffel: I don't think Papá is going to reply. I mean I think there is a chance he is busy...

Oscar: What do you mean with that?

Carlos: You mean he's... yk getting laid...

Stoffel: I just think he has someone...

Seb: STOFFEL VANDOORNE!!!

#blessed his hoe: I personally don't think Stof is wrong...

#blessed: I mean, I got laid when I signed new contracts...

Seb: LEWIS HAMILTON THE KIDS...

Kimi: Well Seb everytime you signed a new contract you got laid :D