Percabeth One Shots (Collection 1) {Complete}

The Heroes of Olympus and Other Demigods Talk: Harry Potter

Mercy: We're back again

Percy: Gods, no

Leo: Not this again!

Hazel: Well, I like these things. It's much better than one shots where Percy and Annabeth are dead

Annabeth: I agree

Percy: Why do you write those anyway?

Mercy: Because I like to make people cry.

Reyna: It's okay, I do too.

Jason: Well, then.

Frank: What are we talking about?

Mercy: Harry Potter.

Percy: NO

Annabeth: YES!

Hazel: Who is Harry Potter?

Mercy: You have been deprived of a good movie-watching/book reading experience.

Percy: Please, Annabeth won't stop talking about this. Especially Draco Malfoy.

Annabeth: He reminds me of someone...

Luke: *wink*

Annabeth: What?

Luke: Nothing, Annie.

Percy: Okay, you'd better back the fudge off you little-

Mercy: OKAY! Harry Potter!

Annabeth: I love it.

Percy: No? I didn't realize.

Annabeth: Shut up.

Frank: I read the series-

Annabeth: Lucky...

Frank: I liked it, it was pretty good. I love Ron and Hermione's relationship.

Percy: Yeah, that's an upside to the movies. I didn't like Harry and the Weasley girl that much-

Mercy: DO NOT SPEAK AGAINST HINNY! THEY WERE AWFUL IN THE MOVIES BUT WERE PERFECT IN THE BOOKS.

Percy: *raises hands*

Annabeth: Anyway!

Piper: Yes, I've seen the movies. My dad auditioned for the role of Sirius, but he didn't get it. Thank the gods, we would have had to move to England.

Jason: But, you're dad doesn't have an accent?

Piper: It's called acting. And, either way, they only wanted English actors. Even if he could do the accent and everything.

Leo: I've never seen or read them.

Annabeth: Shun. Leave, now.

Leo: What

Annabeth: I SAID LEAVE

Leo: YES, MA'AM *runs*

Mercy: Wait... Leo!

Jason: I've never read the books, but I saw one of the movies once.

Reyna: Yes, it's the same for me.

Nico: I love them.