Sanders Sides One-shots (Mainly Prinxiety)

Roman screwed everyone over (part 2)

It had been a day since Roman had pissed off the dragon witch.
24, horrible hours for Virgil.
And he still had no clue how to fix it.
So here all four traits were, going on a walk in the imagination when they all came upon the dragon witch taking a nap.
"Really? Roman, this is the dragon witch?" Virgil sighed
Roman Jr looked at him with confused eyes
"Not you, kid" Virgil assured
Patton stumbled into Virgil "watch were you going old man" he snorted
Virgil gritted his teeth "hey, I'm 21. I outrank you"
Patton rolled his eyes "you look like a 90 year old to me"
"And you look like a moody teenager who knows nothing about the world, and only pays attention to his phone"
"Jeez, by the way you react, you'd think you actually listened to what this 'moody teenager' has to say about this world he knows nothing about"
Virgil mentally slapped himself. Angsty Patton was a pain in his ass.
Virgil just trudged on "don't bump into me again" he stated
Patton just smirked.
Logan held onto Virgil sleeve "will it wake up soon?" He inquired
Virgil thought fr a minute. Could they just ask the Dragon Witch to change them back? Would they make a deal? Would it just keep on sleeping? Would it roast them for dinner? 
He decided that he'd just throw a rock at it.
Well, Roman decided that, and from there Virgil just decided to wing it.
"Who Dare disturb my peaceful slumber?"
Virgil gulped as all the kids all ran behind him.
"Um, can you change us b-back? I'm sorry for what prince Roman did, he's an idiot sometimes"
All the time.
"Ha. And why should I change you back? That Prince did nothing but ruin my day"
The monster rubbed its head, sniffing.
"Perhaps we could make a deal...? You change us back and I'll make sure the Prince does not harm or disturb you"
The Witch gave a hum of thought, shifting around.
"Ok, but you need to take the oath"
Virgil wrinkled his nose "it better not involve blood"
The thing shook its head "no, it's just a simple bond spell"
Ok....
Virgil held out his hand
The monster took it, speaking in a deep rumbling voice unlike its own.

"Rainy days and lonely nights
Cannot break this bond
For if you do
You will fall through
Into darkness far beyond"

There was a flash of light and a puff of purple and green smoke emitting form each other hands.
Virgil ripped his hand away, shaking it fiercely
"JesUS FUCk! Am I going to die if Roman screws up again???"
The monster shrugged "more or less"
Virgil glared at him, rubbing his hands. "now you hold up your end of the deal"
The monster sighed, snapping its fingers.
Another blinding flash of light.
They were back in the mindscape...and in their real ages!
Virgil breathed a sigh of relief, sitting down.
Logan shook his head "that was....an odd experience"
Roman looked at his face "back to new!! Thank GOD"
Patton looked sad "I'm sorry for putting you through that, Virgil...it was horrible being trapped in that moody mind"
Virgil opened an eye "um, it's ok Patton. I've dealt with teens before, your fine"
Patton just looked down.
"I mean it, it was actually really fun to deal with a teenage Patton" He snickered.
Patton laughed softly, his face regaining its smile.
"I guess it was pretty funny how he beat you in that mouth-off"
Virgil paused "HE DID NOT"
The others laughed "he totally did, Virgil" Roman snorted
Virgil stood up.
"VIRGIL GOT BEAT BY A LITTLE BOI" he screeched
Virgil took a running start, chasing after Roman.
Logan and Patton watched them go, shaking their heads.
"You and Virgil were so cute when you cuddled" Patton piped
Logan's face went red "never happened"
Patton opened his mouth to protest
"Never. Happened."
Patton raised his hands in surrender.
What a wild weekend
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Currently listening to a "songs that never fail to get white people beyond turnt" and sweet Caroline just came on, so I think I'll do a prinxiety fic based off that.
But first a Easter/egg coloring fic ;) sorry if you don't celebrate easter. It should still be funny as fuck tho ;)
Au revoir!!