Not a Diary ➳ LS

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HALF DAY OFF TO DO:

-Go shopping. And buy the good bananas this time, those discount ones were gross and you aren't poor so why didn't you just buy the fresh ones in the first place?

-Louis (see what you did there? Oh Styles, you are funnnnaaaayyy.)

-Fix that weird noise from under the sink

-Tweet something no one understands but you!

-Rehearsals: at either 5am, 5pm, 6 or 7 or maybe 3am I'm actually not sure not sure

-Ask Liam when rehearsals are

-Give Zayn back that shirt you borrowed that one time (I think it has flames on it?)

-Feed cat oh wait you don't have a cat you loser

-Get cat

-Buy Whoopie Cushion because you really need one of those I mean they're amazing and you could probably prank Perrie that would be hilarious

-Call Ash

-Call Ni

-Call Gemma

-Call Louis like 5 times and if he doesn't answer leave a really annoying and gushy voicemail

-Call the freaking queen if England cos apparently you're so popular with the telephone today

-Read that one fanfic where Louis is insanely gorgeous oh wait thats real life

-Change your name to Agatha just for the day because how awesome would that be

-Stop making to-do lists because this is getting out of hand