My Chemical Romance One Shots (complete)

Fewawd - Juwst A Wost Wittwe (uwu edition)

Okay so I found this English to Uwu translator online and I made a oneshot in uwu language. I chose this oneshot because I think it is fitting. ANyways, if you want, the real one is entitled "Ferard - Just A Lost Little". Enjoy my little uwus.

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Gewawd was a wittwe. If uwu wewe tuwu awsk him "out of ten stuffties, how wittwe awe uwu?" he wouwd pwobabwy answew eweven. Duwing hiws teen yeaws he had come tuwu weawize thawt he was someone who age wecessed, awnd thawt he was a feminine mawe. He stiww used 'he' awnd 'him' pwonouns, but awso dwessed in pink skiwts awnd wowe fwowew cwowns.

the onwy pwobwem with gewawd's wittwe-ness was thawt he didn't have someone tuwu twuwy take cawe of him. Of couwse, hiws bwothew, mikey, was extwemewy hewpfuw awnd accepted hiws bwothew, but gewawd was wooking fow mowe than juwst someone tuwu watch him awnd hewp him weawwange hiws stuffties. Gewawd wanted a daddy.

but, fawst fowwawd tuwu now, the onwy thing thawt gewawd wanted (that was own hiws mind cuwwentwy) was a new skiwt. See, mikey awnd hiws boyfwiend Way, who was awso vewy accepting, wewe hewping gewawd find a new skiwt because he had a smaww incident with hiws wast owne. Wet's juwst say they awen't weaving gewawd awone anymowe whewn he wants a miwkshake...

the thwee appwoached the stowe awnd wawked inside. Iwt was quite a feminine stowe but thawt was juwst whawt gewawd was wooking fow. They wandewed thwough the wacks of cwothes, wooking fow the pewfect skiwt. Aftew abouwt a whowe houw of wooking, gewawd had nawwowed iwt down tuwu five skiwts, in which he was taking much time tuwu anawyze. Awnd, finawwy, aftew abouwt anothew fifteen minutes, the thwee exited the stowe with a new skiwt.

juwst as they wawked out, mikey awnd way noticed quite quickwy how packed the stowe was. But, befowe mikey ow way couwd gwab a home of gewawd's hawnd, they wewe both swept away in a cwowd of peopwe. Gewawd stood in shock fow a moment as peopwe bumped shouwdews with him awnd pushed him aww awound.

teaws began tuwu fiww hiws eyes as he wooked awound. Suddenwy, someone gentwy took hiws awm, awnd wead him intwo anothew stowe. "hey dawwing, pwease down't cwy."gewawd wooked at the man, who was showt awnd covewed in tattoos. The man swowwy wiped gewawd's teaws away, owne by owne, awnd comfowted him untiw he was weady tuwu tawk. "my b-bwothew and... awnd hiws boyfwiend w-wewe taking me... they wewe taking me tuwu g-get a new skiw-wt and... awnd we got sep-sepawated."

"awwight baby boy, cawm down. I'm going tuwu hewp uwu find thewm, okay? whewe did uwu see thewm wast?"

gewawd pointed tuwu the site of the incident. The man hewd hiws hawnd awnd wead him awound wooking. As they wawked, they began tuwu tawk. "my nawme iws fwank. Whawt's youw nawme?" the showtew man asked.

"gewawd. But my bwothew awnd hiws boyfwiend caww me gee... i think uwu cawn caww me gee, too."

"okay, gee. Whawt does youw bwothew awnd hiws boyfwiend wook wike?"

"my bwothew iws wanky with bwonde haiw awnd gwasses. Hiws boyfwiend has a big fwo thawt miss spwinkwes disappeawed intwo."

by thiws point, fwank had weawized gewawd was a wittwe. "gee?" he asked gentwy, nowt wanting tuwu invade the boy in case he was insecuwe abouwt being a wittwe. "do uwu have a paci of stufftie uwu use tuwu cawm youwsewf down?"gee nodded vigowouswy. He puwwed a paci out of hiws pocket awnd popped iwt intwo hiws mouth. Fwank smiwed. "that's iwt, baby boy. Uwu cawn be wittwe with me."

"why?" gewawd asked, tempowawiwy taking the paci out of hiws mouth. "awe uwu a daddy?"

fwank waughed at the question, stiww moving awound the maww twying tuwu find the two he had bewn sepawated fwom. "i guess uwu couwd say thawt, gee.""hmm..." gewawd said swywy, wooking at fwank. But theiw convewsation was cut off whewn two men wushed ovew tuwu gewawd.

"gee! uwu scawed us!" the owne who fit mikey's descwiption excwaimed. "who's thiws?" he asked, motioning tuwu fwank.

"that's juwst fwankie. He was hewping me find uwu guys." then, gewawd weaned in awnd whispewed woudwy intwo mikey's eaw, "and he suwe iws daddy matewiaw."comment

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