Kismet's Perfect Fiasco

Episode 62

Hue

"Will you just please, like, shut the fuck up?" I glare at my fucking twin who's talking non-stop for about a few hours now.

"I just missed you so much, twin. Come on, you have to know all the things that had happened to me!" He bumped his shoulder on me.

"I have no time to care about your shit." I irritatedly hiss and pull down the bill of his cap. It covered his face and his loud mouth.

Segu-segundo akong tumitingin sa cell phone ko. Magmula kasi noong makasakay ako sa pangalawang eroplano papunta sa Pilipinas, hindi ko na ulit nakausap si Novy. She's not replying. She's offline. Hindi niya rin sinasagot ang mga tawag ko.

Galit ba siya sa akin?

Tangina.

Anong nangyayari?

Naguguluhan na ako.

PMS ba ang tawag doon? But I know her period, wala siya noon ngayong linggo.

Seryoso, nakakaparanoid 'yung isang araw na hindi ko siya nakakausap.

When we rode the airplane that will bring us to California, kinontact ko na si Truman. Hindi ko na talaga napigilan ang pagiging paranoid ko. I have to make sure that she's not mad at me or something. Nakakatakot pa namang magalit 'yon.

She's feisty when she's mad. Sa living room niya ako pinapatulog lagi kapag naiinis siya sa akin. I wouldn't dare myself to make her mad today. Matagal na oras ko siyang hindi nakita, ang gusto ko na lang gawin ay ang yakapin siya pag-uwi ko. To bicker with her is never on my fucking list.

I told Truman to check if Novy is at our house. I also told him to ask if she's pissed at me or if I've done something stupid without me knowing, again. Magsosorry talaga agad ako kahit hindi ko alam kung ano bang kasalanan ko.

But Truman told me that our house was locked. So, he broke inside. I'm afraid that he might literally break inside. Like, our window is now broken into pieces. I wince. Paniguradong magagalit si Novy kapag iyon talaga ang nangyari.

Wala daw doong tao.

I'm, like, what the fuck?

I took a deep breath. I should fucking calm down. Maybe she is with that Magne girl. Maybe they had that girl shit called sleepover or something.

Pero bakit hindi niya manlang pinaalam sa akin?

Tangina, bahala na nga.

Lagot talaga siya sa akin pag-uwi ko. Pinapakaba niya ako ngayon, edi papagurin ko siya mamaya.

After a few more hours, nakarating na kami sa Mansion ni Grandma. I walk to the comfort room to pee. Noong makalabas na ako, narinig ko ang pagtahol ni Marigona Montgomery. I followed the sound of her bark and it leads me to the basement. She is barking infront of a random door, as usual. Para talagang baliw ang asong 'to, manang mana sa amo--

"Where's my baby?!"

Speaking of the hoe. Kaleid is running towards me while looking for the fucking dog.