Batboys x Reader[Editing]

BatBoys|| Group Chats(pt.3)

Y/n: what was that noise?

Tim: my shirt fell.

Dick: it sounded heavier than a shirt

Damian: Because Drake was still in it.

Y/n: how do you know?

Tim: HE WAS THE ONE WHO PUSHED ME!

Jason: oof lol

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Y/n: Yo guys! Did you know that you can't smile with your eyes open?

Tim: What?

Y/n: Try it if you don't believe me!

Jason: Wtf?! Yes you can!

Dick: Yeah, you totally can

Tim: Where did you get information from?

Y/n: Just kidding... I just wanted to make you smile (: 

Jason: oh...

Dick: ... MY HEART!...

Damian: tt. You idiots really tried it?

Jason: shut up Demon Spawn you're running the moment!

Y/n: forget I ever said anything.
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Jason: should we be worried about Tim?

Y/n: How come? He just slept 10 hours

Dick: Finally!

Jason: I just saw Tim drop a remote on his foot and he said 'I'm so sick of being alive'

Y/n: I think he's depressed

Damian: You think?

Tim: I'm in this group chat guys

Jason: Oh shit.

Y/n: Tim... you good?

Tim: Yes.

Dick: You sure?

Tim: More espresso less depresso

Y/n: I-
Y/n: I give up.

Jason: for the love of god...
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Y/n: WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE SONG THAT GOES LIKE:
"You ain't gotta be my lover for you to call me baby, never been about no pressure, ain't that serious"

Jason: what artist?

Damian: google it.

Dick: Company by Justin Bieber

Y/n: THANK YOU!

Tim: why are you yelling?

Y/n: sorry caps lock was on

Jason: How did Dick know that song tho?

Y/n: you really asking?

Jason: oh right nevermind

Dick: is there a problem?

Jason: nope
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Tim:

Dick: Timmy.... it's 4am GO TO SLEEP! Please

Tim: sleep? Don't know her

Y/n:

Jason: you two are immature

Tim: Respect the drip Karen!

Y/n: uh, yeah, I sure hope she does!

Tim: Stawp! I could've dropped my croissant!

Y/n: two guys chilling in a hot tub!

Tim: five feet apart case they're not gay!

Damian: this will go on the whole night.

Y/n: I sure hope it does!

Dick: you already used that one
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Y/n: aren't pigeons just chickens from the streets?

Dick: street chickens!

Jason: The what now?

Dick: okay! What if Pinocchio says 'my noes will grow now' would it grow?

Tim: No. It only grows when he lies

Y/n: but if it won't grow then it means he would be lying...

Dick: BUT IF IT DOES IT WOULD MEAN THAT HE WAS TELLING THE TRUTH!

Jason: are you all drunk?!

Y/n: JASON THINK ABOUT IT!

Jason: I DONT WANNA THINK ABOUT IT!

Dick: WHY ARE WE YELLING?!

Y/n: I DONT KNOW

Jason: ME NEITHER TBH!

Tim: it was funny at first now it's annoying...

Damian: I hate to agree with Drake but I do.

Y/n: OH HI DAMIAN!

Damian: GET LOST

Dick: AAAW HES PART OF US NOW!

Tim: the author must be really damn tired...
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Y/n: Creeper

Tim: aaw man

Dick: so we back in the mine

Jason: got our pickaxe swinging from side to side

Y/n: side-side to side

Dick: this task a grueling one

Tim: hope to get some diamonds tonight

Jason: night night

Damian: diamonds tonight.

Y/n: Holy shit Damian did it!!

Tim: dhelshsodhsjs

Jason I did not see this coming.

Damian: tt. Shut up

Dick: you guys ruined the thing!
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Okay yes I know I said I'd post a new one-shot not a group chat shit but honestly I had way less time to write today than I thought so sorry! I'll try tomorrow since I have no plans for that day