Oh god why am I writing this-
Player: Thiccer than a bowl of oatmeal
Veteran: HE A THICC BOI
Captain: Somewhat thicc, somewhat not
TheGentleman: BOI YOUR ASS IS FLAT-
Mr. Cheese: Meh
Mother: Probably like Elastigirl
Stoner: Average
Engineer: Small
Gnome: Flatter than day old Diet Coke
Bday: He's a little thicc
Rose: She has some thiccness
Dum: Has a little bit of curve
Bro: Just yes
Noob: NAH SHE A STICC
Mr. Egg: Slim thicc
Poopyfarts96: Kind of
Sheriff: Nah
Angel: I don't see it
Ninja: Probably flat
Goober: I don't want to do this one
Greaser: DOUBLE CHEEKED UP ON A THURSDAY AFTERNOON
SirClogsworth: Meh
Baggy: Paper
Flamingo: Thiccer than Baggy but still not thicc
I spent this entire chapter wheezing because of my stupid "sense of humor."
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Among Us Logic Shit
HumorI've been seeing a bunch of these so I decided to make my own. It'll probably suck, but it is what it is. I might delete this anyways. This'll be mostly headcanons and maybe one-shots and art. THIS WILL NOT INCLUDE ANY SMUTS OR LEMONS. However, t...
