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Insecuritys And Sexual Thoughts ::ot4::

"The times when Ashton feels insecure so the boys show him it's alright"

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Ash: guys?

Mikey: yeah man?

Luke: hellooo

Cal: sup dude??

Ash: do you guys think in unattractive? Be honest guyss....

Cal: um?? If course not ashy

Luke: why would you think that Ashton

Mikey: dude stop your hot *•*

Ash: I don't know it's just sometimes the stuff on twitter gets to me you know? Everyone says that I'm the ugly member and that my drumming suck so I don't know.

Luke: ashy you know none of that is true your an amazing drummer.

Cal: yeah! And you hot like mikey said!

Mikey: I would bang you tbh

Ash: thanks guys haha I guess the stuff on twitter has just been getting to me lately.

Mikey: we understand ash heck everyone feels down now and then, we will always be here for you though okay?

Ash: okay.

Cal: really guys...

Cal: quoting tfios is not punk rock

Mikey: oh hush dammit! It was cute don't deny it.. (;

Ash: it was pretty cute cal

Cal: yeah... I guess it kinda was cute...

Ash: hey guys ?

Mikey: yeah??

Cal: hmm?

Ash: where did luke go?

Cal: oh, I don't know.... Michael??

Mikey: uh man I thought he was with you?

Ash: what do you think he is doing?

Mikey: probably beating the sausage if you know what I mean ;)

Cal: hah I doubt it!

Ash: guys he is probably taking a shit O.0

Cal: ew

Mikey: everyone shits you dumb ass

Cal: well when you announce it it's kinda gross :/

Mikey: let's talk bad about him...

Ash: no michael that's mean

Cal: one time I went to his house and I went into his bathroom and there was lube spilt all over the sink....

Mikey: and then what?.

Cal: I asked what the fuck it was bc I though it was some sort of ghost plasm goop... But he said it was just lube so then we cleaned it up....

Ash: oh god you didn't

Cal: oh but son, we did.

Mikey: that's gross

Cal: I FUCKED HIM STRAIGHT UP THE ASS ! SO HARD DUDES LIEK UGH UGH UGHHHHH

Ash: come on dude stop!!!!

Mikey: dude luke is a screamer how did liz not find out? ?

Ash: once again "O.o"

Cal: we had our ways but damn it was good.

Mikey: you are so weird

Ash: I second that

Luke: Calum Thomas Hood....

Cal: umm

Mikey: ??

Luke: CALUM THOMAS HOOD YOU DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH MY SON!?!

Ash: oh shit....

Mikey: aha hi liz.....

Cal: uh.. I was joking...

Luke: YOU BETTER HOPE AND PRAY THAT YOU WERE JOKING ! IF I FOUND OUT MY SON GOT "FUCKED STRAIGHT UO THE ASS" BY YOU I WILL CHOP YOUR BALLS OFF YOUNG MAN.

Cal: yes ma'am. I'm very sorry.

Luke: damn right you are.

Ash: well... That was um

Mikey: interesting.....

Cal: I'm honestly scared for my life right now.

Luke: oh god ! Calum I'm sorry fuck. I was in the shower and my mom took my phone. I'm sorry

Mikey: shut up luke

Cal: aha it's okay I guess.. That was a pretty long shower....

Ash: it sure was what were you doing in there Lucas (;

Luke: showering??

Cal: you know luke if you need help with something I would be glad to help *wink wink*

Ash: why is this band so sexual?

Mikey: you know you love us ashton.

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