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Don't Do It ::ot4::

requested by: @HaileyRoxanneIrwin
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REQUEST: Luke wants to dye his hair but they boys try and tell him not too
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Written by the lovely LiveLife_ShipCake
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Luke: guys I'm dying my hair black.

Ash: no.

Michael: nO

Luke: why not?? :((

Michael: Bc your hair is Perf the way it is

Luke: but I'm so emo

Ash: don't do it luke. We already have to deal with Mike and Cal's hair dye everywhere, Pls don't join in.

Luke: I'm doing it.

Michael: you know how much I'm going to make fun of you, right?

Luke: don't care, still dying it.

Luke: already texted Lou so suck my dick

Ash: not right now I'm taking a shit

Michael: where's Cal when we need him

Cal: lmao watching Yall argue

Michael: pedophile.

Cal: *pretends I don't think Luke with black hair would be hot af*

Ash: UGH CAL SERIOUSLY

Luke: YAAAAAS BISH YAAAAS ILY CAL

Michael: don't do it Luke. I'm warning you.

Luke: i do what I want I'm punk rock

Cal: k that's where I draw the line, no you ain't

Michael: DYE YOUR HAIR AND ITLL ALL FALL OFF AND YOULL BE BALD AT 24

Ash: says you

Cal: damn ash, you stunk that bathroom up!

Michael: so I found some Luke edits with black hair...

Luke: stalker

Michael: *New picture message!* and ok, he totally would be hot still.

Cal: YAAAAS

Luke: too late, Mike already scared me with the bald thing.

Ash: tooooo late, Cuz I'm always tooo late

Cal: Michael, you fucker. Imagine that emo haired giant giving blow jobs

Luke: you'd let me suck you off?

Ash: ew

Michael: no fair wtf

Cal: tbh I'd let you suck me off blond. Black is better tho.

Luke: brb getting hair dye