5SOS Text Messages |bromances| ✓

Ship Me ::cashton::

Cal: Ashton

Cal: Ash

Cal: irwie

Cal: heh heh. Can I suck your irwilly

Ash: WHAT DO YOU WANT IM UP

Ash: and no, you can't.

Cal: you know no one ships us right?

Ash: what do you mean?

Cal: you know...'ship'. No one wants us to be together. Like cake, Lashton and Muke are the most popular.

Ash: luke is such a slut

Cal: ikr. But foreal that bothers me. Like me and you would look hot together right?

Ash: well considering we Aren't even together, idk

Cal:...

Ash: wut

Cal: we could be together

Ash: yea, if we were gay

Cal: yea..

Cal: we both have curls, slightly tanned skin we'd be sex together

Cal: id be all 'daddy' and you'd be all 'princess'

Ash: ewwww wtf calum that's sick

Cal: or hot, either way. What do you ship?

Ash: muke is Otp tbh

Cal: same but I have one other

Ash: who

Cal: cashton. Us.

Ash: smh give it up cal

Cal: no.

Ash: what's your problem lately? You've been short with me all week I'm tired of it.

Cal: I'm gay, Ashton

Ash: no shit, I couldn't told you that. S'okay, I still love you bro :)

Cal: that's the problem. I'll always be Just a 'bro' to you. Do I have to fucking spell this out for you?!

Ash: apparently so...

Cal: MY OTP IS CASHTON HOW MUCH MORE STRAIGHT FORWARD CAN I BE

Ash: oh...

Cal: yea. And I know you're not gay, but I love you Ashton I really do. I don't care if the fans don't really ship us, I do.

Cal: it's been an hour, pls say something Ash.

Cal: Ya know what? I was expecting this. Goodnight, ily

* 2am*

Ash: I've been tinkling a lot, and

Ash: I ship us too, Cal. Always have. You're my world, and I'm just scared of rejection. But rejection can suck my ass bc you're so much more than that, you're worth everything.

Ash: Want Cashton to be canon?

Cal: sure, you got kik?

Ash: THIS IS WHY ILY

Cal: but seriously, I'd love to ash. It's all I've ever wanted. You're all I've ever wanted

Cal: plus yo eyebrows on fleek

Ash: come here so we can have our first cashton cuddle

Cal: Kay be there right there daddy

Ash: fuck you

Cal: gladly <3

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My co owner wrote this and it's so fucking cute! I love cashton !