5SOS Text Messages |bromances| ✓

Rings, Stabbing, Food ::ot3::

Mikey: hey guys

Cal: hii

Ash: why did you start a new chat?

Cal: is Lukey here??

Mikey: no, I need to talk to you guys about something

Ash: well what is it?

Cal: YOU ARENT BREAKING UP WOTH LUCAS ARE YOU? BECAUSE IF YOU ARE I WILL FUCKING RIP YOUR BALLS OFF WOTH MY NAKED HAND

Mikey: um... No

Mikey: it's actually the complete opposite of what you said.

Cal: huh?

Mikey: well we've been together for a long time and I know we don't have much time to our self but we still work everything out and I really love him I love him so much, so I was thinking that maybe I could get him like a promise ring sort of thing? Cause I do want to marry him one day it's just rn we are young and there is so much happening. I just though it would be the next best thing?

Ash: I think that's a perfect idea mikey (:

Cal: yeah, I think he would love that a lot actually

Mikey: would you guys maybe come help me pick out a ring for him?

Cal: of course!

Cal: this is so exciting!!

Cal: why don't you ever do things like this for me huh ash?

Ash: give you a promise ring?

Cal: DO YOU BOT LOVE ME ENOUGH ASHTON IS THAT IT? IM JUST NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU??

Ash: oh yeah, totally

Cal: WELL GUESS WHAT SISTER I DONT NEED YOUR SORRY ASS

Cal: IM JUST GUNNA GO AND JOIN MICHAEL AND LUKE AND THEIR HAPPY RELATIONSHIP CAUSE OBVIULSY YU DONT WABT ME

Mikey: woah woah woah

Mikey: let's not make any rash decisions now....

Cal: GOD DAMN DOES NOBODY LOVE ME NOW?? WTF

Ash: I love you cally

Cal: lies, all I hear are lies

Ash: ):

Ash: but you is my babe

Ash: my fucking cinnamon apple

Cal: zont zont zoo it

Mikey: did you know that guy actually killed his gf?!

Ash: what guy?

Cal: cinnamon apple dude?

Mikey: yeah

Mikey: his 'gf' posted a #mcm and it wasn't him so he got pissed and ended up stabbing her like 14 times

Cal: dude

Ash: what the fuck!?

Cal: he has no chill

Mikey: I know! Like your really going to kill someone bc they posted a mcm and it wasn't you?? Like really?!

Cal: guys

Ash: what?

Mikey: ???

Cal: my stomach

Cal: it just went like

Cal: "bujagfslagrbisbs pssobalubluhhh"

Ash: um

Mikey: sounds interesting

Cal: I'm so hungry

Mikey: let me feed you baby

Ash: don't call him baby!

Mikey: why not?

Cal: .....

Mikey: he's a babe so I'm gunna call him baby

Ash: he's my baby

Cal: I ain't nobodies baby

Mikey: but your my baby Calum. Your my baby and I love you so much yeah?

Cal: yeah

Ash: no. Stop

Mikey: what are you gunna do?

Mikey: just face it Ash me and cally boy are madly in love, ain't that right?

Cal: so in loveee <3 xxxxxx

Ash: stooooop, he's mine. You have luke and I get Calum!

Cal: hey mikey maybe if you get him jealous enough we will have like really good sex later

Ash: isn't our sex always good?

Cal: eh well

Mikey: hehehe

Ash: oh fuck off you big sap

Mikey: t(-.-)

Cal: ima go get me some grub

Mikey: ...you do that

Ash: ttyl cally

Cal: TTYL GTG xxx

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A/N
I just woke up and was like dam havnt posted in a while so I hurried up and made this complete shit thing so whatever

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