Puns ::mashton::

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Mikey: what did the oceans say to each other?

Ash: Idk what?

Mikey: nothing they just waved

Ash: your jokes are so lame

Mikey: water you trying to say?

Ash: don't be such a beach.

Mikey: Shell I stop then?

Ash: could you be more pacific?

Mikey: I won't sand anymore messages.

Ash: I'm all out of ocean puns

Mikey: same.....

Ash: what did the volcano say to the other volcano?

Mikey: hmmm I'm not sure

Ash: I lava you

Mikey: I lava you too Ashy

Ash: guess what

Mikey: what?

Ash: I'm in lava with you

Mikey: well then we better get out before we burn

Ash: .....

Ash: I was trying to be cute and you ruined it

Mikey: I'm sorry love

Ash: YOU SOILED IT

Ash: all I wanted to do was have a cute convo so I could put it on twitter to how people how cute we are but you ruined it!

Mikey: we're still cute though

Ash: hell yeah we

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