5SOS Text Messages |bromances| ✓

Make The Sex? ::cake::

Lukey: HAY CALENDAR

Lukey: ANSWER ME BACK CALCULATOR!!1!!1

Lukey: OH CALAHASHBROWNS

Lukey: ANSWER ME BACK CHOPSTICK

Cal: That's better not be an Asian joke or I swear to god

Lukey: pffdtt of course not Caliphate.

Cal: my names Calum. Not calculator or calendar.

Lukey: righttttt and I'm straight

Cal: you kinda are...

Lukey: I don't like vajayjay

Lukey: they're gross and sometimes they bleed for some reason like the fuck I don't want to fuck a crime scene in your damn pants. Like ew

Cal: true truee. But they can't really help it.... It just.... happens.

Lukey: well I don't want to e having sex and then look down to see a pile of blood

Cal: can we just stop talking about this please

Cal: why did you text me anyway?

Lukey: ashton is ignoring me

Cal: so you're using me!?!?!,

Lukey: he won't give me the sex

Cal: so what am I just a booty call to you!?!

Lukey: no you're a booty CAL

Cal: .....

Lukey: GET IT CAUSE YOUR NAME IS CALUM AND WE CALL YOU CAL

Cal: I am not amused

Lukey: we should have sex

Cal: stupid white boy you can't do that

Lukey: why?

Lukey: ashton had sex with mikey

Cal: no he didn't

Lukey: yeah they gave each other blowies

Cal: no they did not !

Lukey: oh but Calamander they did.

Lukey: but we gave bj to each other b4 2??

Cal: oh right

Cal: back in our fetus dayz

Lukey: yeah we fucked in a closet

Cal: yeah I REMEBER that

Lukey: yeah but now we is dating different people sooo

Cal: awkwardd

Lukey: so can we make the sex?

Cal: idk id have to ask michael

Lukey: I'll ask ashton

Cal: my boyfriend wants to know if your boyfriend will be there?

Lukey: like is he gunna watch?

Cal: yeah

Lukey: my boyfriend said he could let us only of my boyfriend got to fuck your boyfriend

Cal: alright my boyfriend said that's kool

Lukey: k

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I havnt updated in a while so I wanted to just do something random ! A lot more updates will be coming soon and also for my oneshot book so if you hav a request make sure to read it when I upload them :) xx

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