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Im Not Obsessed ::ot4::

REQUEST: the boys tease luke about his obsession with tuxedo birds

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Ash: hellooo

Cal: hi

Mikey: sup?

Ash: I'm bored guys!!!!!

Mikey: me too! I've just been staring at my ceiling for hours

Cal: I just watched my sister put on makeup for an hour o.o

Ash: dang. She took that long?

Cal: yeah and she was making all these weird faces while doing it, like whats wrong with you lady?

Mikey: I heard the faces help somehow..

Ash: how?

Mikey: I don't know it like helps them concentrate or something weird like that.

Cal: their eyes go all wide and their mouth opens in this awkward manor...

Ash: fucking strange.

Mikey: is luke in the group message?!

Cal: it says he is...

Ash: LUEK YOU THER?!

Lukey: hi

Mikey: what where you doin?

Lukey: cuddles with penguin

Ash: *crying laughing face emoji* you are to obsessed with penguins Lucas

Lukey: am not!

Cal: just last year you finally got rid of your penguin themed bedroom...

Lukey: that shit looked cool as fuck okay?!

Ash: hey luke, do you ever dream of marrying a penguin? xD

Lukey: .....

Mikey: OH GOD HE DOES

Mikey: IM CHOKING INCANT

Cal: Penguin and Luke sitting in a tree k i s s i n g first comes loved second comes marriage then comes keeping an egg between your legs for many cold winter weeks....

Ash: hahahhaahha

Lukey: PENGUINS ARE JUST CUTE K?!

Mikey: oh look I'm luke! I'm 18 in a band and in my free time I like to look at penguins and cuddle with then!

Lukey: fuck you guys!

Ash: don't swear

Lukey: fucking hypocrite

Ash: so i help me I'll tell liz

Cal: oh TELL HER PLZ DO!

Lukey: DONT!

Lukey: I'm sorry ash

Ash: that's right you better be.

Mikey: now why don't you go fun along and play with your herd of little tuxedo birds

Lukey: I will

Mikey: mmhm

Cal: god you're such a child

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This seriously sucks ass but it's like 3:30 am here sooo sorry ):

Hope you like it though