5SOS Text Messages |bromances| ✓

Workout ::cake::

Cal: hey xx

Lukey: hellooo

Cal: do you want to come over?

Lukey: why?

Cal: uhh

Cal: I want to exercise but I don't wanna do it alone...

Lukey: oh hell no

Cal: ):

Lukey: there is no way in hell I am working out with you. You go all hard and make me do like 200 jumping jacks and you run like 5 miles and no no nuhuh I ain't about that.

Cal: it's not that bad luke

Lukey: I beg to differ

Cal: all we would do is go for a little run around the block

Cal: think about it like romantic cardio

Lukey: THERE IS NOTHING ROMANTIC ABOUT ME PASSING OUT ON THE SIDEWALK!

Cal: you wouldn't pass out.

Lukey: I can't even run 5 feet without having to stop an take a breather -.-

Cal: well maybe if you ran with me more you would build up a higher stamina!

Lukey: cal

Lukey: babe

Lukey: baby

Lukey: I am in no way shape or form capable of running with you. You are like a fucking Olympic runner and I need to stay in my lane with the grandma speed walkers.

Cal: LISTEN HERE WHITE BOI

Cal: JUST COME OVER SO I CAN FUCKING EXERCISE AND GET MY SHIT DONE!

Lukey: why can't you just do it yourself?!

Cal: I need you to be my motivation

Lukey: BABY LET KE BE YOUR MOTIVATION

Lukey: GO

Lukey: GO

Lukey: GO

Lukey: GO

Cal: who are you now, Kelly Rowling?

Lukey: is that how you spell it ?

Cal: idk

Lukey: but what motivation can I provide?

Cal: welll

Cal: you could help me do push-ups by getting under me so everytime I go down I get to kiss you.

Lukey: that sounds cheesy

Cal: and then I can use you as motivation to tell myself when I finish I could fuck your body into the mattress.

Lukey: ohhhhhhhh

Lukey: well that sounds nice I guess

Cal: so will you come over??

Lukey: I mean yeah sure

Lukey: you should have just opened with the "I'm going to fuck you afterward whist I am all sweaty and hot"

Cal: (;

Lukey: I'll be over soon, I just gotta do something

Cal: what?

Lukey: just something

Cal: well whats that something?

Lukey: igottacleanmybooty

Cal: what....

Lukey: you don't just wake up with a beautiful clean raspberry smelling booty, cal it takes work.

Cal: oh

Cal: uh yeah sure you do that...

Lukey: I usually do...

Cal: alright so um.. Just like come over when your done cleaning.....

Lukey: kk

Lukey: love you sugar bottom ! <3

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Luke's booty smells nice, pass it on

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