5SOS Text Messages |bromances| ✓

Love Doctors ::ot4::

Cal: I wanna lick lick lick lick you from your head to your toes

Lukey: ಠ_ಠ

Ash: woah

Ash: ok

Mikey: you can lick me anytime callywally ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Ash: oh

Cal: I'll talk to you more about that later boo ;)

Lukey: well this has gotten awkward

Cal: has it?

Ash: guys I may need to go to the hospital

Mikey: what did you do this time

Lukey: you didn't break your wrist did you?

Ash: no

Cal: then what

Ash: my Bopalopashomallamadingdong hurts.

Mikey: your whet??

Ash: my penis..

Cal: do you have herpes or sumtin?

Mikey: ASHTONS GOT THE HERPS

Ash: no!

Ash: it's sore

Mikey: why is the fuck is it sore?!

Ash: idk it started hurting when I woke up.

Cal: well what did you do last night?

Ash: .....luke

Lukey: .....

Mikey: ........

Cal: you did luke?

Cal: like you fucked him?

Ash: uh yeah

Cal: and now your dick hurts?

Ash: yeah.

Mikey: well fuck

Mikey: how hard did you guys go damn

Lukey: go hard or go home

Cal: oh LAWRDY

Ash: I think it may be bruised

Lukey: my ass my be bruised.

Lukey: you ever think about that ashton?!

Lukey: OH IM ASHTON AND MY DICK HURTS BOO WHOO IM NOT GUNNA EGGNOLAGE THE FACT THAT MY BOYFRIENDS ASS MAY BE RUINED BC OF HOW HARD I FUCKED HIM. BUT THATS JUST THE KIND OF INCONSIDERATE ASSHOLE I AM SO OH WHALE!

Cal: eggnolage?

Ash: SHUT YOUR BUBBLE GUM DUM-DUM LOOKIN ASS THE FUCK UP LUCAS

Mikey: you two have some serious issues to work out here.

Cal: let Dr.Hood and Dr.Clifford (aka the luv doctors) sail your relationship on the right wave.

Mikey: Dr.Clifford at your service

Cal: okay now...Lucas is it?

Cal: Lucas why don't you tell us why you exploded on Ashton when complains about his penis?

Lukey: well that's because all that little shit ball does is complain

Lukey: all day everyday!

Ash: THATS A LIE

Cal: Ashton it's Lucas's turn to talk

Mikey: yeah ashton shut the hell up

Ash: fuck you man

Cal: Lucas you may continue

Lukey: right where was I

Lukey: okay so he complains about every little thing but then when I try and complain all he does is yell and news flash I think I should be the one who gets to complain bc I can't even sit down okay my ass fucking hurts

Mikey: Right, yes we understand Lucas. Now is there anything you want to add Ashton?

Ash: why of course.

Ash: I do not complain about everything okay! He's the one always complaining he's got the whole thing switched! He's always coming to me complaining about random shit like no hunny back the fuck off of me. And I get your ass hurts cool okay whatever but guess what my dick hurts just as bad so you can shit the fuck up!

Lukey: YOUVE NEVER HAD A DICK UP YOUR ASS YOU DONT KNOW HOW IT FEELS JACKBUTT

Cal: alright simmer down simmer down

Mikey: I think we have come to a solution to fix this problem.

Ash: what?

Cal: You two are going to has sex.

Lukey: but my ass hurts!

Mikey: right. That is why Lucas is going to be fucking Ashton. You are reversing the rolls. Lucas tops Ashton bottoms.

Ash: ahahahahahshajhahahhahah

Ash: no

Lukey: yes

Ash: wtf no

Cal: it will teach both of you what it's like. Ashton will no doubt have his ass destroyed and Lucas's dick will probably hurt.

Lukey: you guys are the worst doctors ever

Ash: agreed

Lukey: are you guys even real love doctors?

Mikey: DONT QUESTION OUT WORK NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO FUCK EACHOTHER

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