Yes, Officer Pt.1 ::ot4::

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Mikey: holy fuck guys!

Cal: what?

Mikey: I went to the mall and there was this really hot guy

Ash: ohh la la

Ash: how hot was he?

Mikey: super fucking hot

Cal: did you get pics?

Mikey: what kind of guy do you think I am Calum?

Mikey: of course I got pics

Ash: well show us!

Mikey: I took it while he wasn't looking

Mikey: *image attached*

Cal: Holy hot damn!

Cal: he's gorgeous!

Mikey: back off he's mine!

Ash: I know him

Mikey: excuse me

Ash: yeah his name is Luke Hemmings

Mikey: Luke....

Mikey: even his name is perfection

Cal: muke!

Ash: huh?

Cal: Michael and Luke= muke

Mikey: that sound gross

Cal: fine what about clemmings

Ash: that's kinda cute actually

Mikey: fuck yes! It's official guys! We are going to get married and have little baby clemmings running around everywhere!

Cal: I WANNA BE THE BEST MAN!

Mikey: aLRIGHT!

Ash: you guys are so lame

Cal: oh hush

Mikey: where does he go to school at?

Cal: r u gunna stalk him?

Mikey: ......who knows

Cal: I'll help! Maybe he has cute friends!

Ash: creeps

Mikey: :p hush

Ash: he goes to some police academy

Mikey: woah woah woah woah wait

Ash: I'm waiting

Mikey: HES AN ACTUAL POLICE OFFICER?!

Ash: in training yes

Mikey: OH MY FUCKIBG JESUS CHRIST LORD HAVE MERCY ON MY POOR LITTLE HORNY SOUL

Mikey: THAT IS SO FUCKING HOT JESUS FUCK

Mikey: I want him to handcuff me and fuck me

Ash: well then

Cal: maybe he knows some sexy firefighters!

Ash: you guys are so weird

Mikey: you love us ;)

Ash: nah not really

Cal: oh hush!

Ash: I have his number you know, I can join him in the messages

Cal: oh shit

Mikey: DO IT ! PLEASE OH GODH ASHTON IVE NEVER WANTED SOMETHING MORE THAN THIS GOOD LORD

Ash: you better act normal or else in not adding him

Mikey: I'm calm I can be calm.

Mikey: DO YOU SEE HOW CALM I AM?!?!?

Cal: add him you fucker! I wanna be the first to witness clemmings!

Mikey: PLEASE

Ash: for fucks sake all right just don't embarrass me

Mikey: embarrass you?

Ash: I don't want him to think I have weird crazy friends

Cal: oh hush

Ash: alright I'm adding him now...

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There will be a part 2 so that will be up soon :) and thanks for 400 followers! Loveyou guys

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