Mailman ::muke::

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REQUEST: Michael is the mailman that delivers mail to Luke. Luke happens to think his mailman is really hot.

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Unknown: Hey is this Michael?

Michael: it depends.... Who are you?

Unknown: your friends with my friend Calum right?

Michael: Calum Hood?

Unknown: yep

Michael: oh cool cool, so who are you?

Unknown: oh I'm Luke Hemmings

Michael: wait a minute

Michael: don't I deliver mail to your apartment complex?

Unknown: Yeah

Michael: I was gunna say cause it sounded familiar I always see mail for hemmings, luke haha

Unknown: yeah hah that's mee

Michael: so is there a reason why you wanted to talk to me? I didn't like mess up your mail or something right?

Unknown: no no I just

Unknown: I though you were cute and I just wanted to talk I guess.

Michael: you thought I was cute aye?

Unknown: is that bad ? Should I not think that?!

Michael: no no I think it's cute you have a crush on me ;)

Michael: you have a crush on your sexy hot amazing mailman I mean who could resist this sexiness? ;)

Unknown: haha yeah

Michael: you seem v awkward

Unknown: I'm sorry

Unknown: I'm just nervous cause I wanted to like ask you out on a date but I don't know if you will want to go like you don't have to if you don't want to but whatever I mean if you want to that'd be great.

Michael: well Lukey I would be honored to go on a date with you

Unknown: really?

Michael: yeah! We could like stay at your and eat pizza an watch movies and what not

Unknown: yeah that sounds like fun :)

Michael: you're still in my phone as "unknown" what do you want your name to be??

Unknown: erm I don't know? Luke?

Michael: that's too boring

Unknown: your in my phone as Michael

Michael: put me in as "Sexy Mailman"

Unknown: you're a dork

Sexy Mailman: did you do it?!

Unknown: Yes! XD

Sexy Mailman: alright okay so you will be....

Sexy Mailman: skywalker

Skywalker: wow your hilarious -.-

Sexy Mailman: I already put it in so we can't change it :D

Skywalker: Sexy Mailman and Skywalker have a hot date eating pizza and watching Disney movies

Sexy Mailman: sounds like the title of a softcore porn...

Skywalker: oh my fuck

Sexy Mailman: I have to go do something but I'll be around your place at 8?

Skywalker: sounds good, see you then sexy mailman michael

Sexy Mailman: bye Luke Skywalker ;)x

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A/N

I just imagine mailman!michael in like tight blue short shorts.......

Sorry this sucks ass but I had no idea what to do with this but I loved the prompt! Xx

I've never heard of mailman!michael but I'm not gunna lie I would let Michael deliver his package to me any day *wink wink*

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