5SOS Text Messages |bromances| ✓

Nuggets ::cake::

Cal: I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike.

Lukey: you don't even have a bike?

Cal: COMMON LET ME RIDE YOUR BICYCLE

Cal: ITS SO FANTASTICAL ON YOUR BICYCLE

Cal: WE CAN GET A LITTLE MORE PHYSICAL BABY AFTER ALL ITS ONLY NATURALLL

Lukey: what exactly is "my bicycle" ??

Cal: *whispers* your penis

Lukey: *whispers* why are you talking in actions ?

Cal: *whispers* I don't know....

Cal: just feels right.

Lukey: right

Cal: so how's it going?

Lukey: eh good I guess

Cal: yeah?

Lukey: mmhm

Lukey: I went to McDonalds and tried to order breakfast but the bitch there was like "Sorry Sir, we don't serve breakfast at this time, go somewhere else" and I was like BRUHH

Cal: well it is 2 in the after noon...

Lukey: I KNOW BUT I WANTED A FUCKING EGGS SANDWICH IS THAT TO MUCH TO ASK!?!

Cal: .-. Chillllll

Lukey: you're right, but the sarcasm and judgement from the girl I was just thinkin like damn I should tell your boss

Cal: I want chicken nuggets.

Lukey: aw bro I could have got you some

Cal: :/ well why didn't you?

Lukey: because I didn't know you wanted any :(

Cal: YOURE SUCH A TERRIBLE BOYFRIEND

Lukey: IM SORRY !? :(

Cal: THATS IT MAN WE ARE DONE! YOU KNOW EVERYTIME YOU GO TO MCDONALDS YOU ALWAYS GET ME CHICKEN NUGGETS! SO WHY DIDNT YOU THIS TIME!? YOU ARE SO SELFISH AND I CANT DEAL WITH YOU ANYMORE LUCAS IM SO FUCKING DONE

Lukey: I am so sorry Calum. It was so wrong of me not to get my beautiful boyfriend chicken nuggets. I guess I was just so upset that I couldn't get my egg sandwich that I completely forgot about my baby. Please forgive me?

Cal: well

Cal: I guess I could forgive you

Cal: only if....

Lukey: ?? Only if what

Cal: you go back and get my damn nuggets bitch.

Lukey: yes sir

Cal: thank you my little chicken mcnigglet! <3

Lukey: rightttt

Lukey: I'll be over with them on like 20 k? :-)

Cal: kk (:

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I just really want some nuggets...

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