5SOS Text Messages |bromances| ✓

BALD ::ot4::

Cal: *image attached*

Cal: oh my lord XD ARE YOU SEEING THIS?!?!?

Lukey: oh my god

Ash: that's scary

Mikey: where did all my hair go?

Cal: it probably blew away in the wind like a dandelion

Mikey: fuck you man

Mikey: where did you even did that picture?

Cal: on twitter XD I love ppl

Ash: it's actually kinda cute like look at the little tear coming out of his eye lol

Mikey: my head looks like a penis

Lukey: indeed it does

Mikey: you're a dickhead

Lukey: no! you're the dickhead!!!

Ash: lol

Cal: lol

Lukey: can't stop loling

Cal: kitten I'm going to shave your head when you sleep

Ash: kitten ?

Cal: woah wtf

Mikey: hehehe

Cal: kitten what did you do

Cal: KITTEN

Cal: what the fuck

Mikey: ;)

Cal: why does my phone keep putting kitten instead of kitten

Cal: fuck kitten

Cal: I give up!

Lukey: can you guys staph being to kinky in our group chats pls

Cal: I HONESTLY DONT KNOW WHY ITS PUTTING KITTEN IM TYPING IN KITTEN

Cal: someone shoot me

Mikey: hehehehehehe

Ash: ?????

Mikey: I made a new shortcut on your keyboard so every time you type I michael it says kitten

Cal: you're a freak

Mikey: but I'm your freak

Lukey: hey Mikey?

Mikey: yes my guccidick?

Lukey: you're done dying your hair right?

Mikey: NEVERRRR

Ash: I think you should stop unless you wanna look like the picture dude

Cal: Ashton, did you know that you're the only one that's fucks us all yet you still call us 'dude'

Lukey: ASHTONS DICK MAKES ME UNSTABLE

Mikey: SAME

Cal: ITS SO BIG THO I HONESTLY GET INTIMIDATED

Ash: :( I feel like my dick is to big tho

Lukey: well yeah but it's amazing

Ash: sometimes when I fuck Michael i want to pull his hair but I'm afraid that it will just fall out in chunks

Mikey: HEY MY HAIR IS GETTING HEALTHIER ALEIGHT?! IM DOUNG HAIR CARE TREATMENTS AND ITS GETTING BETTER SO YALL STUPID ASSES BETTER STFU ABOUT MY HAIR YOU FEEL MEH?!

Mikey: AND IF ANYONE WANTS TO PULL MY HAIR THEN GO ON AHEAD BECAUSE HAIR PULLING TURNS ME ON YOU FEEL MEHH!!??

Lukey: I FEEL YAHH

Cal: I DONT FEEL YH BUT I WANT TO FEEL YAH UP. DOES THAT COUNT!'?

Ash: GUYS HALHP

Cal: WHAY HAPPENED DOOPYCOCK?!

Ash: I need to poop

Mikey: uhhhhhhhhhh

Cal: go on ahead my brother from another mother

Lukey: I'm a gangster I'm a straight up G

Mikey: someone cuddle me

Cal: BITCH U GOTTA COME HERE IF YOU AANT CUDDLES FROM THIS SWEET ASS

Ash: bye

Lukey: oh alright

Lukey: bye guys

Cal: the fuck Lucas

Cal: bye kitten

Mikey: hehehehehehe
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I made this along time ago but never published it...