5SOS Text Messages |bromances| ✓

All About That Curve ::cake::

Cal: good morning beautiful <3

Lukey: good morning my little taco butt :* <3

Cal: well that's new

Lukey: what??

Cal: "taco butt"

Lukey: oh yeah (: do you like it!?

Cal: uhh

Cal: I mean yeah sure

Lukey: YAY!

Lukey: guess what

Cal: what?

Lukey: no guess

Cal: idk

Lukey: GUESSSS

Cal: um you won the lottery ?

Lukey: noooo

Cal: you got a girl pregnant?

Lukey: ew no

Cal: uh idk luke what??

Lukey: I got you something :)

Cal: oh reallyyy

Lukey: yep

Cal: and what is it??

Lukey: just a little something we could use in the bedroom

Cal: I swear if you got me another dildo

Cal: I still havnt touched the last one

Lukey: noooo

Lukey: I got us a tv for our apartment

Cal: OHHH

Cal: but we already have a tv ??

Lukey: well yeah but this one has a curve in it!!

Cal: what??

Lukey: ITS FUCKING CURVED AT THE EDGES AND IT LOOKED AWESOME SO I GOT IT AND WE COULD PLAY FIFA ON IT AND WATCH MOVIES!!!

Cal: oh well that's cool

Lukey: ikr!!!

Cal: how much money do I owe you??

Lukey: huh?

Cal: I'm defiantly not letting you pay for this yourself. I mean it's going in our apartment so I need to pay for it too

Lukey: no

Lukey: I bought it myself for us

Lukey: you no pay

Cal: but then I'll feel bad :(

Lukey: oh well

Cal: come on at least let me pay for alittle

Lukey: ugh fine

Lukey: you owe me.....

Lukey: $0.01

Cal: a penny.....

Cal: you want me to pay you a penny..

Lukey: yup and that's about all you will pay for so ha

Lukey: suck on dis Hood

Cal: oh hush Hemmings

Lukey: ily

Cal: mmhm ily2

Lukey: now go set FIFA up bc I'm on my way back from the store :)

Cal: alright alright

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Once again something complete random so UHHH yeah

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