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Mood Swings ::ot4::

requested by: @Brianahall
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REQUEST: the boys are all dating and Luke, Calum, and Ash are pregnant with Michaels babies, and they are texting about mood swings and stuff
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Mikey: hi babes x

Cal: hi

Lukey: hey

Ash: hello

Mikey: how are my angels? :)

Lukey: shitty

Mikey: aww lulu what's wrong?

Lukey: hormones you jackass

Cal: oh my gosh same!

Mikey: oh

Ash: seriously I'm about to rip your fucking dick off

Cal: ^^^

Mikey: what did I do?!

Lukey: you got us ALL pregnant!

Lukey: like how do you even do that!?

Cal: I know!

Cal: like once is an understand meant, twice is a accident, but THREE TIMES?! You would think you would know what a condom of by now!

Mikey: well jee I'm sorry

Ash: damn right you are

Lukey: I had to get new vans bc my feet are to fucking fat to fit in my old ones!

Cal: ME TOO! I had to get "wide feet" shoes! LIKE EXCUSE ME?!

Ash: I can't even wear shoes! I can't tie the fucking laces bc my stomach is in the way!

Ash: that and it feels like I'm carrying a bowling ball in my fucking bowels

Mikey: the baby doesn't come out your ass, it doesn't grow in you intestines!

Ash: NO IM TALKING ABOUT ALL THE SHIT I CANT POOP BECAUSE IM CONSTIPATED!

Cal: I haven't gone to the bathroom in 2 days!

Mikey: oh

Mikey: maybe we should get that checked out...

Lukey: and you know what else?!

Mikey: what?

Lukey: where the hell is my "pregnancy glow"!!? I'm supposed to look flawless and glowing but I look like I've been hit by a bus!

Ash: That was like the one thing I was actually looking forward to and I also can confirm that it's a big fat lie!

Mikey: I think you all look beautiful

Cal: oh shut up.

Mikey: you do! You look beautiful carrying my babies

Lukey: you're just saying that so we don't rip your balls off

Ash: that's actually what we should do, so none of us get pregnant again.

Mikey: O-O

Mikey: pls don't

Ash: I just want this thing out of me!

Cal: we all do Ash

Mikey: don't worry loves, you've only got a few more weeks to go

Lukey: what if we have our babies on the same day?

Cal: that would be terrible

Ash: agreed

Mikey: why?

Ash: because, we are already having 3 kids. It would be unfair to have them all born on the same day

Mikey: oh... I doubt that will happen anyway though

Lukey: just like how you doubted you would get any of us pregnant?

Mikey: oh hush

Cal: I can't believe I'm like growing your sperm inside of me

Mikey: ew, that sounds gross

Cal: well it's true.... Like you put sperm in me so my body was like "ohhh this is nice, ima keep it. But just one" so then it picked one of your spermatozoids and was like "this one will do" so then it starts to just liek grow like some type of plant thingy.

Mikey: oh....

Ash: that was a perfect description

Lukey: I feel gross because I have something of Michaels growing inside of me.....

Ash: sometimes I wonder sense I'm having a boy, if it's like... Poking me with its penis 0.0

Mikey: I don't think babies have penises....

Lukey: wow

Lukey: can you believe this idiot's gunna be a dad?

Cal: it's terrifying

Mikey: hey! I'm gunna be a great dad

Mikey: my little seedlings are going to love me!

Cal: mmhm I'm sure they will babe

Mikey: I love you guys

Cal: I love you too

Ash: love you xx

Lukey: I wanna suck your dick.

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A/N

Pregnant Luke is horny......... This was supposed to be one of the last request that I should be posting but it was too cute for me to wait to do it so here it is!

Goal: 80 votes 30 comments xx