5SOS Text Messages |bromances| ✓

Where's Michael? ::ot4::

REQUEST: Michael is drunk and lost... Sorta

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Ash: guys have you seen michael?

Cal: no not really

Lukey: nada

Mikey: M RITE HERE SILKY

Ash: michael what are you doing?

Mikey: WORKIN AT THE CAR WASH YEAH OH E OH E OH E OH

Mikey: AT RHE CAR WAH AYYEE

Cal: you're at the car wash?

Lukey: I think it's a song calum.

Cal: oh

Lukey: michael are you like drunk again?

Mikey: when am I evr sonar?

Ash: sober?

Mikey: heh?

Ash: never mind

Ash: where are you?

Mikey: up your assholee

Cal: dude can't you feel that?!

Ash: shut up!

Mikey: uh

Mikey: I feel like a woman

Mikey: do do DOO do dood do do

Mikey: I'm feelin all roght I'm gunna let it all hang ouuuuuuutt

Lukey: please don't

Ash: please tell us where you are!

Mikey: the cock pit

Cal: what?

Mikey: jm at the cokc put insaid

Lukey: isn't that a gay bar?

Mikey: so many cocks

Mikey: in pits

Lukey: why did you go to a gay bar?

Mikey: pony land

Mikey: I'm in polyp land

Lukey: why didn't we ever put a tracking device in his phone?

Ash: idek

Mikey: I'm laying on da bench

Cal: ??

Mikey: YASSS

Mikey: YASSSSSSS SOME GUY IS GEINDING ALL UP IN MY GRILL HAY BABY

Lukey: what the fuck dude

Mikey: I like it like it

Cal: s s s s

Cal: m m m

Ash: this is no time for Rihanna

Mikey: my head hurts

Mikey: come pick me up

Lukey: if you tell us where you are we could you ass wipe!

Mikey: cock

Mikey: pit

Ash: god we're on our way

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This is literal shit but I'm tired but I'm also sorry bc this sucks but if you want me to re do it or whatever I will :/ sorry !

I'm uploading more of these tomorrow but I'm really sick rn and shit hurts soo .. Anyway enough with excuses I really hope this isn't to bad ):