5SOS Text Messages |bromances| ✓

School Boredom ::lashton & malum::

REQUEST: the boys all text each other in school.

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Cal: guys, you know Lisa Gram?

Ash: yeah

Lukey: of course, the school slut.

Cal: she was walking in the hallway and she slipped and fell face first. XD

Ash: oh lord hahahah

Lukey: hahahh maybe if she didn't wear heals in school. Like who the fuck does that!?

Cal: idk dude but it was great!

Cal: where's mikey?

Ash: idk

Ash: he should be in his free period so idk why he isn't answer....

Lukey: who knows with that dude.

Cal: I know you can't top my story on slutty literally falling to her knees, but did anything happen to you guys yet?

Lukey: Bethany keeps trying to ask me out.

Lukey: like no hunty I am gayyyyy back off of me slut

Ash: she is seriously so stupid! How the hell does she not know your gay!? :/

Cal: is someone getting jelly?

Ash: well kinda. I don't need her slutty ness to rub off on my lukey.

Lukey: who says I'm not already a slut??

Ash: righhhttt

Ash: mr.ledero basically shit his pants this morning.

Cal: what?! Hahaha

Ash: so like we were sitting there and all the sudden this giant spider crawled out from under his desk and onto his pants leg.

Lukey: haahhaah

Lukey: but that would be terrifying.

Lukey: do any of you not know where mike is still???

Cal: idk I walked around the whole school and still havnt seen him.

Ash: ew guys

Cal: whut?

Ash: I went into the bathroom and some dude was getting off in the stalls

Lukey: hahahahaha

Cal: wait go back in there.

Ash: yuck why!?

Cal: just do it you dumb fuck

Ash: fine.

Ash: I'm in.

Ash: ew it's so loud like how does he not know I'm in here?

Cal: what does he sound like?

Ash: cal. I am not telling you what this freak sounds like. You are so weird

Lukey: o.O

Cal: no no just tell me ashton

Ash: idk it's just like moany. And gross.

Cal: are they like high pitched and whiney sounding??

Ash: idk cal I guess....

Cal: lord

Lukey: is this turininf you on!?

Cal: no but. Oh gosh ashton just like knock on the stall.

Ash: NO WHY??!

Cal: do it or I swear to god

Ash: oh my gosh.