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Knocked Up ::ot4::

REQUEST: ashton is drunk and thinks he is pregnant.
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Ash: guys, soemthibg serious is happening to me!?

Cal: ?? What

Lukey: are you okay?

Mikey: something**

Ash: shit up micheal

Mikey: I just cringed

Mikey: A BEOFRE E YOU DOUCHEBAGGET

Lukey: ash, whats wrong with you?

Ash: cal?! Do you REMEBER when we ha sex? And I let you topv?

Mikey: O.o

Cal: um yes...

Ash: well I havt gott on my period. Ik like weeks late.

Ash: I'm preggers cal

Lukey: what the freak?!

Mikey: you are so drunk dude

Cal: ashton you can't get pregnant you can even have a period

Ash: vut that's where you are wrong my friend I'm pregg I can see my bb bump

Mikey: it's probably a beer belly from all the shit your drinkin

Lukey: hahaha

Ash: huke lemmonds this is not a laughing batter

Cal: babe, you're not pregnant okay?

Ash: I THINK I WOULD KNOW IF IM PREGNONT CALCUM OKAY AO YOU SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH.

Ash: WE ARE RAISON THIS BABY YOGETER WEATHER YOU LIKE IT OR NAUGHT. OR ELSE YOU ASS IS PAYIN CHILD SUPPROT?!

Lukey: I'm seriously don't with this xD

Cal: no.. I'm not gunna help raise the baby ashton bc there is no baby in you!

Ash: OKAY WOW WHOA WOAH OKAY.

Ash: you know that fine bc

Ash: MICHAEL is actually my baby daddy ! How you feel about that calcumber!?

Mikey: woah woah now hold up just a second

Ash: YEAH THATS RIGHT CALLYFORNIA I F*CKED MICHAEL! HOW YPU FEEL ABOUT THET

Cal: did you guys actually have sex?

Mikey: f*ck no

Mikey: I'm f*cking luke

Lukey: ayee

Ash: b careful Lucas you could be next

Cal: you're not pregnant!

Ash: do you think I shoudo tell the fans? Thy should no

Lukey: okay this was funny the first few minutes but ashton you aren't pregnant okay?

Mikey: yes you are Ashton don't listen to them

Ash: thank you for believing me mikael

Cal: michael?! What the f*ck!?

Mikey: he's just drunk it's not like he really believes he is pregnant. Just go along with it

Lukey: haha okay

Cal: so Ashton?

Ash: yes my baby daddy?

Cal: what are you going to name the baby?

Ash: oH IM GLAD YOU ASKED

Ash: I was tanking maybe Calshton For a boi and for a gril I was thingking Peneopee xx

Lukey: those are beautiful names Ashton

Cal: indeed

Mikey: so when are you going to have a baby shower?

Ash: I DONT KNEO!? By I know I want a vagina cake

Cal: a what!?

Ash: a cake that looks like woman bits with a baby head popping out ! duh

Mikey: you don't even have a....

Ash: say it michaek

Mikey: ....vagina

Ash: lies

Ash: I HAVE ONE OR ELSE I WOULD BE PREGGS SULLY

Cal: wait so i f*cked a vagina

Ash: yeah

Cal: ew

Cal: no that's gross

Cal: I don't think this relationship will work out.

Ash: WHET BB NO DONT LEAVE ME I CANT CARE THIS CHILD ALONEE

Cal: I'm moving to Mexico don't try and find me I'm gone, bye hommies

Mikey: PEACE

Lukey: meet me across the boarder?

Cal: of course bye

Ash: NO WAIT WAIT WAIT DONT

Ash: I NEED YOU CALUM DONT GO

Ash: COME BACK AND HAVE THIS STUPID CHILD WITH ME

Ash: BABY COME BACK

Mikey: I think it's to late man

Ash: IM GOUNG TO MEXICO

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This is like my second drunk ashton thing I've made and I'm loving drunk ashton xD

Also I have another request for a mpreg!ashton but this one will be like he is legit pregnant, but yeah I'm literally working on that soon say yay!

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