(Y/N)'s Bitch joined the chat
Brendong Urie: And that's the story of how I lost my virginity
Litboi: pathetic
Brendong Urie: who's (Y/N)'s Bitch
(Y/N) joined the chat
(Y/N): Ryan
Litboi: why is he your bitch
(Y/N)'s Bitch: Because I'm too lazy to change my name back
(Y/N)'s Bitch: And she obviously changed it
(Y/N): I'm proud of myself
Litboi: oh well fuck you (Y/N)
(Y/N): ASHLEY
Litboi: BLOCKING
(Y/N): babe n o
Litboi: yes bitch
(Y/N)'s Bitch: uh what's happening
Brendong Urie: WoAh GaY sHiT
Dallon Stallon: Gay shit where
Brendong Urie changed their name to Bren
Bren changed (Y/N)'s Bitch name to Brendon's Bitch
Brendon's Bitch changed Bren's name to Bleepo
Brendon's Bitch changed their name to Dad
Litboi: are you done now
Bleepo: why Bleepo
(Y/N) : I guess they are
Litboi: ok
Dad: Because whenever you're on tv you are ALWAYS censored
Bleepo: rat
Litboi: who here is in algebra 2
Suspenders: I am
Litboi: what's the homework
Suspenders: uhhhhh
Dallon Stallon: we didn't have any I think
Suspenders: oh
Litboi: where's my wife
Bleepo: she's screaming in agony and I don't know why
Bleepo: she's screaming "FUCK ME!" So maybe she's looking at pictures of Halsey
Litboi: fuck yeah im hot af
(Y/N): FUUUUUCK
Litboi: What
Dallon Stallon: What
Dad: what
Bleepo: What
Suspenders: what
(Y/N): I HIT MY HEAD AND IT HURTS FUCK ME XJCHJSBX
Dad: gladly
Bleepo: WOOOOAH
Litboi: Ryan is inappropriate
Litboi: but then again..
Litboi changed Dad's name to (Y/N)'s Potential Daddy?
(Y/N)'s Potential Daddy?: nO cHaNgE iT
Litboi changed (Y/N)'s Potential Daddy?'s name to
(Y/N)'s Daddy
(Y/N)'s Daddy: NOT WHAT I MEANT
(Y/N): Okay I'm back it doesn't hurt as much
(Y/N): WAIT W H A T
Bleepo: uh shall I just recite what you just said
Bleepo: or are you going to not protest against this
Litboi: Wait what did she say lol
Bleepo: (Y/N) can explain that herself
(Y/N) left the chat
(Y/N)'s Daddy: what did she say
Bleepo: "who's (Y/N)s Daddy—OH WAIT uhh, okay, not complaining"
(Y/N)'s Daddy left the chat
Bleepo: why does everyone always leave me here
Litboi: I'm still here
Bleepo left the chat
Litboi: RUDE
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emo band texts // emo quartet au
Fanfictionthe new emo band texts. feat. aiden southimath // aidianna alexandra reynolds // plexiglass brendon urie // brendong urine / bleepo dallon weekes // tree man frank iero // fronk frankie melendez // pepper jack cheese gerard way // gerald wayne h...
