emo band texts // emo quartet au

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"I JUST WAN—"

"Gerard, no. No more fUCKING POPTARTS."

"You're not the boss of me, Barbie doll," Gerard muttered, talking his fingers on the lunch table. "DON'T—" Halsey was cut off by a loud scream.

"What the fuck?" Everyone at our table said in unison, all looking at the left entrance to the cafeteria to see a guy with jet—black hair running out of it quicker than lightning, and a girl with light purple hair running after him, almost catching up.

"What the fuck just happened?" Halsey confusedly said, running a hand through her blue hair.

"I don't know, go ask them," Frank shrugged, gesturing his hand over at the exit where the girl and boy ran out.

"Make me, bitch," Halsey muttered as everyone exchanged glances.

"What?" She paid attention to her phone, tapping on the clear phone case.

"Anyways..."

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4:27 PM / 16:27
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emo rat chat
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Moikey: NERDS DON'T MELT

Gerard🍋: OH

Gerard🍋: WELL CHOCOLATE AND GUMMY BEARS DO

Litboi: ...

Litboi: and about everything else

Fronk: I once saw a chip melt

(Y/N): Frankie what the fuck

Fronk: exACTLY

Litboi: WHAT THE FUCK IS A CHEESE STICK

Fronk: What

Moikey: did you just

Gerard🍋: are you

(Y/N): its a fucking stick of cheese

Fronk: what if Justin Bieber is our modern day Michael Jackson and slowly turns into an old black woman and dies

(Y/N): Frankie

(Y/N): are you drunk

Fronk: nOpe

Fronk: I'm just gAy

Moikey: WAIT

Fronk: I'm kidding

Fronk: I think

Gerard🍋 left the chat

Moikey: what the fuck

Litboi: I WANNA KILL MYSELF AND THROW CHEESE AT PEOPLE

(Y/N): get mental help

(Y/N): and cheese I guess

Moikey: do we take her seriously or not

Fronk: hEy BaRbIe DoLl

Litboi: IF I DIE IM BRINGING YOU WITH ME BITCH

Fronk: nO i nEeD sOmEoNe CoOl To Go To HelL wItH

(Y/N): I mean

(Y/N): I'll kill myself if someone tells me to

Litboi: Kill yourself

(Y/N): someone that I don't hate with a burning passion

Litboi: WOW FUCKING RUDE

Litboi: JULY 26

Litboi: JULY 27

Litboi: AGAIN JULY 26

Litboi: MARCH 23

Litboi: DECEMBER 24

Moikey: whats december 24

Litboi: Christmas Eve you idiot

(Y/N): what things happened Christmas Eve tho

Fronk: Halsey stole a flatscreen tv that day probably

Litboi: HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT

Fronk: I WAS KIDDING

(Y/N): JESUS CHRIST

Gerard🍋 joined the chat

Gerard🍋: I HAVE ONE OF HALSEYS DEEPEST DARKEST SECRETS

Litboi: lol

Litboi: no

(Y/N): ...

(Y/N): whaddya got

Gerard🍋: AUGUST 28TH

Fronk: WELL SPILL IT

(Y/N): N O

(Y/N): SHE'LL SPILL OURS

Litboi: DO IT

Litboi: I DARE YOU

Gerard🍋: uh well I'm sorry you have like 248 of our secrets

Moikey: WELL

Moikey: goddamnit

Bleepo joined the chat

Bleepo: oh I have a bunch of halseys secrets I could sell

Litboi: AUGUST 12TH

Bleepo: spill it

Bleepo: OH WAIT NOT THAT ONE

Litboi: BRENDON SUCKED RYANS DICK

(Y/N): NO

Bleepo left the chat

Moikey: WHAT THE FUCK

Gerard🍋: WHAT JUST HAPPENED

Fronk: Wait like actually tho

Litboi: YES

(Y/N): BRENDON BOYD URIE GET YOUR ASS IN THIS CHAT

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Bleepo: BYE

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