emo band texts // emo quartet au

// 071

-
monday
-
August 20th, 2018
-
7:03 PM / 19:03
-

Gerard🍋: FRANK NO

Fronk: oh Frank yes

Gerard🍋: (Y/N) TELL HIM NO

(Y/N): Frankie

(Y/N): no

Fronk: BUT W H Y

(Y/N): because Gerard would like to stay out of jail/prison

Fronk: fine

Fronk: (Y/N) wanna vandalize the grade school

(Y/N): ..so..

(Y/N): Daley? Bailey? Sullivan? Wang? Stoklosa? Bartlett?  Butler?

(Y/N): that one school in Chelmsford?

Fronk: Bartlett

Litboi: isn't Bartlett a middle school

Moikey: it used to be

Gerard: Halsey you went there for kindergarten

Gerard: and part of eighth grade

Litboi: wdym it used to be

Moikey: before we were even born the school it was a middle school

Moikey: and then they just expanded the school and got elementary classes

Moikey: also how did you not know this you went there after the elementary grades were added

Gerard: ..and you went there for kindergarten

Litboi: I did?

Gerard: from what Mikey and (Y/N) have told me yeah

Fronk: Wait do you seriously not remember

Litboi: no

(Y/N): how the fUCK

(Y/N): Anyways FRANKIE ARE YOU INSANE

Fronk: I'm sorry

(Y/N): do you want to get arrested

Fronk: we won't!

(Y/N): yes we will!

Fronk: remember Ms. Galvin?

(Y/N): what about her

Fronk: you were her favorite, she won't call the cops

(Y/N): Frankie what about you

Fronk: I'm not worried about myself

Fronk: But yeah nvm you can't get arrested

Litboi: lol why can't she

Fronk: oH well she could still lose her spot at MIT

Fronk: and I would probably never live with myself knowing I got someone other than Gerard or myself arrested

Fronk: and GERARD JUST DOESNT WANNA RISK SHIT

Gerard🍋: I have to be an innocent lemon

Gerard🍋: its my branding

Litboi: oof

Moikey: I'm bored

Moikey left the chat

(Y/N): well

Litboi: OH MY GOD SHES TURNING INTO MIKEY

(Y/N): what the fuck

Fronk: Anyways

Fronk: can we dye your hair orange again so you're a brute rat and not an innocent lemon

(Y/N): no I want my lemon boy until I go to college

Fronk: Fine

Gerard🍋: I don't wanna be a fucking orange again

Litboi: can we talk about how Gerard just does anything to make (Y/N) happy

Fronk: s h u t  u p

Gerard🍋: Anyways

Gerard🍋: (Y/N) IS LEAVING US IN EIGHT DAYS

(Y/N): I know

(Y/N): I'm gonna make snobby smart friends and join a sorority

Fronk: oof

Moikey joined the chat

Moikey: I don't allow this

Moikey: you can't be a smart snobby sorority girl

Moikey: you'll always be my short emo princess

(Y/N): I'm not short!!

Fronk: if she's short then

Fronk: I'm the same height as her

Fronk: ouch

Litboi: ouch then I'm a fucking fourth grader

Gerard🍋: watch him call me short for being one inch shorter than him

Litboi: why did I think of that the wrong way

Fronk: no

Fronk: you need to stop

Moikey: Anyways

Moikey: YOU BETTER NOT BE A SMART SNOBBY SORORITY GIRL BY THE TIME I GET YOU BACK

(Y/N): would you rather I drop out of college

Moikey: uh yeah

(Y/N): well TOO BAD

(Y/N): because you guys all forgot that I'm a senior and not going to college this year

Moikey: I FEEL SO DUMB

Gerard🍋: oh my god

Litboi: well we fucked up

Fronk: I never said anything so