emo band texts // emo quartet au

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monday
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april 15th 2019
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4:37 PM / 16:37
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tradmill
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Plexiglass: THIS IS HARASSMENT

Pepper Jack Cheese: NO IT IS NOT

Aidianna: YOU CAN CHOOSE TO LEAVE THE CHAT

Pepper Jack Cheese: DONT GIVE HER IDEAS YOU RAT

Aidianna: FUCK OFF FRANKIE

Plexiglass: OI

Pepper Jack Cheese is typing...

Plexiglass added (Y/N) to the chat

Pepper Jack Cheese: Sometimes the bear half-ripped her skin with his efficient tongue, sometimes he became distracted. She had to cajole and persuade him. She put honey on herself and whispered to him, but once the honey was gone he wandered off, farting and too soon satisfied.
"Eat me, bear," she pleaded, but he turned his head wearily to her and fell asleep. She had to put a shirt on and go back to work.

(Y/N): WOAH WHAT

Plexiglass: AS YOU CAN SEE I HAVE GREAT TIMING

Pepper Jack Cheese: OH SHIT

Pepper Jack Cheese: UHH

Pepper Jack Cheese: WELL

Aidianna: I want to know why this is surprising that Frankie wrote that

(Y/N): FRANKIE

(Y/N): WHY

Pepper Jack Cheese: ITS PART OF A BOOK

(Y/N): ???

Pepper Jack Cheese: NO SERIOUSLY

Plexiglass: this chat is a spam dump oof

Aidianna: whoops

Pepper Jack Cheese: SEARCH UP BEAR BY MARIAN ENGEL

(Y/N): NO THANKS

(Y/N): IVE SEEN ENOUGH

Plexiglass: way to go Frankie

Plexiglass: you've traumatized an eighteen year old girl

Pepper Jack Cheese: SORRY

Pepper Jack Cheese: BUT THATS MOSTLY LEXIE'S FAULT FOR ADDING YOU BECAUSE THAT WAS ONLY MEANT FOR LEXIE AND AIDEN

(Y/N): I think it's my fault for actually opening a chat called "TRADMILL"

Aidianna: true

Plexiglass: uhh

Plexiglass: whoops

(Y/N): Anyways

(Y/N): Mikey/Gerard is probably getting stabbed by opposite brother

Plexiglass: that was confusing to read

Plexiglass: but why do you think I left the chat

Pepper Jack Cheese: Wait wtf is happening

(Y/N): there was this small fight in a different chat and my friend Gerard may be dead in a pool of blood on the floor by his brother Mikey or the other way around

Aidianna: OH

Pepper Jack Cheese: OUCH

(Y/N): Anyways why was I added here

Plexiglass: BECAUSE THESE BOYS ARE HARASSING ME

Pepper Jack Cheese: ITS NOT HARASSMENT

Plexiglass: YES IT IS

Aidianna: TAKE US TO COURT

Plexiglass: BLEH FUCK YOU

(Y/N): I'm gonna go check on Gerard and Mikey now...