emo band texts // emo quartet au

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SUNDAY
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August 25th 2019
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7:37 PM
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Fronk: I swear to Jesus Christ if you and (Y/N) stop talking in this chat I will go to mit to kill u

Plexiglass: Frank......you never applied

Litboi: and do you have the grades for that

Plexiglass: weirdly he does ,,, he has a 4.0 gpa

Fronk: I'm smort u guys are just mean

Plexiglass: a smort boy

Litboi: this is completely gay I will not condone this gay

Plexiglass: just bc im illiterate doesn't mean I'm gay 😔

Moikey: are you good at math

Plexiglass: incredibly

Moikey: what about English

Plexiglass: I'm a great writer, my essays just suck bc I don't wanna do them

Plexiglass: fuck writing about capitalism, but I wrote an essay about punk music and got an a on it

Moikey: oh

Moikey: So you're just a top gay

Plexiglass: excuse me

Moikey: you're a top

Moikey: but of the gay variety

Plexiglass: im

Fronk: but anyways ???

Fronk: you bETTER NOT

Moikey: okay I still hate (Y/N)

Moikey: but like

Moikey: (Y/N) IF YOU COME BACK BEING A SMART SNOBBY SORORITY GIRL BY THE TIME YOU'RE BACK

Moikey: I WILL ACTUALLY STRANGLE YOU TO DEATH

(Y/N): Bitch can you do it right now

Moikey: oh

Gerard🍋: my girlfriend is leaving me idk how to feel

Litboi: EHEM

Litboi: WHAT THE FUCK

Moikey: halsey you're the one that exposed them for it

Bleepo joined the chat

Bleepo: my sister is leaving because she was too lame to join a band and play guitar or bass or whatever the fuck she does

Litboi: wow

Litboi: I hate you all

Fronk: then leave the chat

Litboi: no

Fronk: But no one wants you here

Litboi: and?

Plexiglass: I just: walked into a fucking pole 

(Y/N): oof

Moikey: Anyways

Bleepo: (Y/N)

Bleepo: mom wants you to come home rn

(Y/N): but I'm at McDonald's

Bleepo: bITCH GET ME SOME

(Y/N): k

Litboi: for some reason I got a whip in the mail today and I'm very excited about it

Plexiglass: great for you I guess

Moikey: WELL

Moikey left the chat

Gerard🍋 left the chat

(Y/N) left the chat

Bleepo left the chat

Fronk left the chat

Peter Gay left the chat

Litboi: wait pete was here

Plexiglass left the chat

Litboi: wOw rude

(Y/N) joined the chat

(Y/N): Halsey

(Y/N): why

(Y/N): did you

(Y/N): buy

(Y/N): a whip

Litboi: the thing is

Litboi: I didn't

Moikey joined the chat

Moikey: that's your mother's whip

(Y/N): MIKEY

(Y/N): oh god that could actually be true OKAY BYE

(Y/N) left the chat

Moikey left the chat

Litboi: wOw rude

Litboi left the chat