emo band texts // emo quartet au

// 073

this picture was wack but also look how bright my hair used to be

you know, ten days ago. before I bleached my hair like the commitment issue—clad fuck I am

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emo rat chat
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(Y/N) joined the chat

Fronk joined the chat

Litboi: who in this chat hasn't changed their name 

Moikey: me

Fronk: me

Gerard🍋: I've gone through too many names

Litboi: oof at least you didn't go through the same amount as Ryan

(Y/N): I kind of want to kill you and Bren for those names btw

Litboi: Hey I mean

Litboi: you can't blame me

Litboi: you liked him

(Y/N): did not

(Y/N): well I did

(Y/N): but I didn't really have a crush on him WHOOPS

Gerard🍋: OOF

Moikey: WELL

Moikey: now I feel self conscious about my relationship

(Y/N): okay I actually love you don't worry

Litboi: ............

Litboi: AWWWWWWW

(Y/N): fuck off

Litboi: make me

(Y/N): I will shank you bitch

Gerard🍋: oof

Fronk: are we ever going to talk about how almost everyone in this chat will just be like "omg no" to a violent threat because

Fronk: That makes me proud

(Y/N): Frankie what

Fronk: (Y/N) what

(Y/N): what

Fronk: What

(Y/N): okay

Fronk: k

Bleepo: ANYWAYS

Bleepo: (Y/N) change my homeroom if I have Ryan

Bleepo: pls

Bleepo: I can't stand his gay ass

Moikey: why did that immediately remind me of that Ryden fanfiction we all wrote 

Gerard🍋: the milk fic

Moikey: yeah that one

Bleepo: MIKEY I SWEAR TO GOD

Moikey: you shouldn't swear at god

Moikey: that's rude

Bleepo: kid shut up

Moikey: But I'm older than you ??

Fronk: whose the youngest one in this chat

Bleepo: die

Hayley joined the chat

Moikey: k

Hayley: I think me

Bleepo: oh shit

Hayley: whose the shortest one in this chat

Litboi: you

Gerard🍋: you've killed my brother

Hayley: I'm 5'2

Litboi: GODDAMNIT

Gerard🍋: mURDER

(Y/N): loser

(Y/N): also what the fuck are you talking about lemon boy

Gerard🍋: bReNdOn KiLlEd MiKeY

(Y/N): I don't know if you're kidding or not but like

(Y/N): either way I'll kill Brendon

Bleepo: IM YOUR OLDER BROTHER

Bleepo: RESPECT ME

(Y/N): bitch the fuck

Fronk: y'all are fucking twins

Bleepo: RESPECT YOUR ELDERS

Moikey: how much weed did you smoke

Bleepo: we aren't tWiNs

Bleepo: FrAnK aNd (Y/N) ArE mOrE oF tWiNs

(Y/N): we aren't even related

Fronk: hey at least I got the cooler one of the twins

Gerard🍋: this chat is always a train wreck with Brendon

Litboi: tbh when isn't this chat a train wreck

Fronk: TRUE

Bleepo: but you both have the same birthday

(Y/N): we were born 12 seconds apart Brendon

Bleepo: it was still two different days!

(Y/N): Ugh you rat

(Y/N): I'll rearrange your homeroom and schedule

Bleepo: YAY!

(Y/N): so that you have all your classes with Ryan including homeroom

(Y/N): and no Dallon or Pete

Peter Gay joined the chat

Peter Gay: BUT WHY

Dally joined the chat

Dally: is this a threat

(Y/N): yeah

Peter Gay: PATTY

Patrick tree joined the chat

Patrick tree: hello friends

Peter Gay: (Y/N) IS TAKING BRENDON OUT OF ALL MY CLASSES

Patrick tree: oh

Patrick tree: good on you (Y/N)

(Y/N): WOW NOT HATE FOR ONCE

Bleepo: Whore!

(Y/N): ..

(Y/N): just because I've had more girlfriends than you doesn't mean I'm a whore

(Y/N): you're just a lonely fuck

Bleepo: RUDE!

Moikey: WELL

Gerard🍋: oof we should like get going

Moikey: k

Fronk: I'm driving to school good luck of the bus

Moikey: no don't leave me on the bus with Halsey and Lemon Boy DONT DO IT FRANK

Fronk: okay okay fine