emo band texts // emo quartet au

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Gerard🍋: they won't let us off the bus wHaT iS hApPeNiNg

(Y/N) joined the chat

(Y/N): oh yeah they're holding off the busses for some reason

(Y/N): wait let me see why

Gerard🍋: k

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(Y/N): motorcycle/car incident near the courtyard

Litboi joined the chat

Litboi: SEE

Litboi: MOTORCYCLES ARE DANGEROUS

(Y/N): you fucking pussy

(Y/N): someone in a car hit someone in a motorcycle

Litboi: STILL DANGEROUS

(Y/N): stop

Litboi: fine

Moikey joined the chat

Moikey: who the fuck just screamed a quote from the duck song

(Y/N): OH UH

(Y/N): yeah that was Robert

Gerard🍋: well

Gerard🍋: why the fuck does Robert sound like a teenaged girl when he screams GOT ANY GRAPES

(Y/N): who the fuck knows

Litboi: Roberts rude to me

(Y/N): Roberts a nice boyo

Litboi: nOpE

Litboi: I'm convinced he stole my skateboard

Moikey: you never had a skateboard

Litboi: yeah I did

Litboi: the one with the joy division tape

(Y/N): oh my god

(Y/N): thats where my skateboard went

Litboi: OH I KNEW I TOOK IT FROM SOMEONE

Gerard🍋: oh my god Halsey

(Y/N): can you not buy your own

(Y/N): also Robert doesn't know how to ride a skateboard

(Y/N): you fucking idiot

Litboi: I S T I L L T H I N K H E S T O L E M Y S K A T E B O A R D

Moikey: its not your fucking skateboard you idiot

Litboi: s h h h h h h

(Y/N): oh my god

Fronk joined the chat

Fronk: its very hard being a single mother when you have no kids and are a straight white male

(Y/N): mood

Litboi: wait you're a straight white male (Y/N)

Gerard🍋: OH MY GOD ASHLEY

Gerard🍋: how dumb ARE YOU

Moikey: are we gonna talk about how we're so rude to Halsey even though she could destroy this chat in seconds since she always finds out our secrets

(Y/N): I am perfectly okay with anyone knowing what she knows

Halsey: July 26th

(Y/N): ..

(Y/N): I need to go cut off a unicorns head now

Moikey: (Y/N) NO

(Y/N): UH

(Y/N): ALEX IS MAKING ME???

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Litboi: this is the story of July 26th

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(Y/N): don't even think about it bitch I'll cut off your head too

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Moikey: what the fuck

Gerard🍋: just happened

Fronk: you don't have any of my secrets

Litboi: Frank remember that one party in late July and what happened

Fronk: HEY

Fronk: WHAT HAPPENED IN DEBBY'S HOUSE STAYS AT DEBBY'S HOUSE

Fronk left the chat

Moikey: all of my secrets have been spilled at this point

Litboi: July 27th

Moikey: Well

Moikey: I shall take my leave

Moikey left the chat

Gerard🍋: I don't have big secrets do I?

Litboi: can I spill anything you have then

Gerard🍋: uh sure

Fronk joined the chat

Fronk: GERARD NO

Fronk: HALSEY

Fronk: THIS CHAT WILL LITERALLY B U R N

Litboi: tbh

Litboi: I would be glad

Fronk: well

Fronk: I mean

Fronk: we all know things that could get you arrested

Litboi: GODDAMNIT