Sudh Hindi fever

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"Yeah, so in this quarantine period. I kind of picked quite a new vocabulary and had this fabulous, idea. So, enjoy."

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Virat Kohli created marauders.

Virat Kohli added Rohit Sharma

Virat Kohli added Rahul

Virat Kohli added Hardik Pandya

Virat Kohli added Ajinkya Rahane

Virat Kohli added Sikhar Dhawan

Virat Kohli added Rishab Pant

Virat Kohli added Shreyash Iyer

Virat Kohli added Jaddu

Virat Kohli added Jassi

Virat Kohli added Yuzi

Virat Kohli added Kul

V: Priya Bandhugano, aap sabhi ka is abhashi samelan mein swagat hai।

The added members living in different parts of country heard their phone ping together.

Curious, they clicked on the notification and found themselves added in a group called Marauders by their Captain.

Their Captain who sent a message in gibberish to them? Most of them have this similar thought as they read and re-read the message sent to them.

R: what gun o?🧐🧐🧐

H: wtf bruh??🙄🙄🙄🙄

V: @राहुल Murkh prani, hum Kisi bhi prakar k shastra ki vyakhya nhi kr rhe।

R: what vyakhya?? 😕😕😕🧐

V: @Harry apshabdo Ka prayog krna varjit hai Yaha। Kripya swayam ko vash mein rakhiye

V: aiwam hindi shabdkosh mein bruh shabd Ka koi arth nhi। Iss anusar bhratashree Ka prayog krey।

H:  I'm not calling you bhratashree

V: iss mein aapki hani, humara Kuch ni Jana

Ro: you drunk bro??

V: mere priya Asur Mitra meine madira pan nhi Kiya। 🙃

Ro: did you just call me Asur??

Jinks: are you sprouting Sanskrit?

Jaddu: when did you learn Sanskrit?? 🤔🤔🤔🤔

V: yadhyapi aap lakshay se chuk rhe hai। Parantu Humein purna vishwash hai aap jald hi iss shabdkosh se awgat ho jayenge 😄😄😄

H: what? 😭😭😭😭

R: this all is going over my head.😵😵😵

Ro: can you speak Hindi??

Jinks: +1

Shreyas: +1

Yuzi: +1

Kul:+1

Jaddu: +1

Rishu: +1

Sikh: +1

V: yeh jankr humein atyant prashanta huyi parantu hum Hindi Ka hi upyog kr rhe hai। 🙃🙃🙃

R: hinglish use kro then, bro 😒😒😒

V: yeh hinglish kya vastu hai, Anuj। Hum iss se awgat nhi।

Shrey: who is anuj now??

Rishu: I think I'm gonna faint।

V: kadapi aapko oshadhi Ka sewan krna chahiye

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