~Yes Captain~

Uptown funk (Crazinesss#1)

It was a very beautiful lazy morning in different parts of our country. People were busy in their own worlds, enjoying their morning energizing drinks and yummy breakfast. The fact that it was Sunday helped the, matters too. Like many other households across the country, the houses containing players of ICT were having similar, relaxing morning.

Sir Jadeja was sipping his morning coffee while listening to animated chatters of his daughter. Rohit Sharma was making airplanes to feed Sammy. Manish was enjoying the relaxing morning with a steaming cup of Tea so, were MSD and Bhuvneshwar Kumar, thinking what a wonderful morning!!

At that time, all of them had the crazy idea to surf through the news channels as one. They say great minds, think alike but in ICT great minds don't just think alike, they even get the same idea at the same time. so, thinking of enjoying the news channel comedy the switched on the news channel and almost got the shock of their life reading the headlines.

"Kya Virat le rhe hai Anushka se talak?"

"Kya itne tak tha hi unka safar?"

Now by nature, ICT men didn't believe any rubbish sprouted by media people but they couldn't help but be intrigued by this headline. Okay, so what new story has the media houses discovered? Sometimes, it was fun reading such out of box stuff. They had chatted with Nush last night only. She was very happy. So, any doubts they might had on the matter was put to rest.

Now, they were just interested in watching the free comedy show the media provided them. They really wanted to know the reason behind this talak and what reason the media had come up with? So, who was cheating on whom?

"Jaaniye kaise sare aam Virat ne apne pyaar ka kiya elaan? Kn hai Virat kohli ka new love interest? Aap sb already bohot deeno se ship kr rhe hai unhe" The anchor continued in his over dramatic flare, trying to build the suspense and the whole ICT could feel their interest piping. They'll have so much fun teasing Virat on this.

"Deviyo aur Sajano, aapko zyada intezaar krne ki zarurat nhi, Virat Kohli ka pyaar koi aur nhi but ABD hai. Ha, the same ABD jinko sab Virat se ship krte hai!! Kal sham Virat ne khule aam apna pyaar kabul kiya ABD k liye, aur toh aur apne bacche k baare mein bhi bataya,"

"Ji ha dosto, ABrat jaisa unke fans unhe bulate hai have a kid!!!"

"Kn hai yeh baccha??"

"Aur kaise Virat ne sbke samne AB se pyaar qabool kiya janiye iss break k baad!!" The anchor smiled.

"Kane Williamso ka dil kaise toda Virat Kohli ne janiye break k baad" Every channel they surfed was sprouting this nonsense only.

The ICT was still gaping at their screens, the words didn't settle at all well with them. WTH were they talking about anyway? Did media do dettol ka nasha or odonil ka nasha? They didn't know but they surely felt like rinsing their ears with hydrochloride acid to unhear these gross statements. God, What's nasha did the media people do really?

This was absurd, beyond absurd. but still curious, they checked on internet. They couldn't wait for the break to be over to know the details of this situation. online, they found about a thousand articles on this topic already, the one really catching their eyes being.

Kya Dev, Abrat's ka baccha hai?

The headline was enough to make the ICT members spit out their drinks. God, what a crazy day? Did the whole world do sasta nasha or what? The ICT members thought really confused, still clicking on the article and after reading loads of rubbish. The article directed them to a post Virat posted on his Instagram.

IT was a pic of AB on center in some snowy theme park with Dev and Virat kissing AB's cheeks and AB grinning goofily. Virat had posted the pic with caption; "We love you de villiers"

The ICT could feel their temper rise reading only this statement. Did Virat really need to post this? It's not like he doesn't rub his friendship with AB every breathing second,now, he is posting such stuff for that guy too. ICT just couldn't bear it.

The comment section was full of lunatics.

Lunatics names Kane williamson, Finchy, Zampa.

Reading their comments, the ICT couldn't help but scream "What the Fuck" as one and their eyes widen more when their little kids repeated the word after them.

"No, no...don't say the word. It's a bad word" Rohit, Jaddu tried to redeem the situation with their child. They surely didn't want to get murdered by their wives. In their mind, cursing a kohlito and the situations he created but most importantly, the lunatics comments.

God, Where the world was heading too really?

"I thought you loved your good man most, Vi!!! Dev was supposed to be our kid. You just broke my heart with this!!!" Kane's comment on Virat's post.

"I knew Dev batting is mixture of both of you. You didn't tell me you were taking the kids to snow world. I would have brought mine along too and you love me too right, mate?"  Fincy commented.

"You don't find the way he hits backfoot similar to mine,huh, mate?" Kane replies to Finchy.

"Ain't I your kid skip?? Why I was denied this venture? Don't you love me anymore? BTW is this the reason behind the extra-chocolate you gave him?" Zamps commented.

"DHOKA DHOKA DHOKA" Yuzi's comment all but wailed.

And the other members of the ICT couldn't help but wonder what happened to the world and can they get some harpik ko rinse their eyes? They needed to unsee this mess. How the hell had this people lost their mind? what were they even thinking?

While the people who had really created this mess were still sleeping peacefully unaware of the storm they created in their homes.

~to be continued~

So, this is a crack fic, imaging absolute madness and of course, overthinkers, bickering people and people wanting to lock a certain cheeku, murder few news anchors and people alike.