Titanium~The Vampire Diaries

Homecoming

Klaus: "Portland is fantastic once you can get over all the whiney music and healthy-looking people. It's literally a breeding ground for werewolves." he says when Stefan called him
Stefan: "Your father's dead."
Klaus: "What did you say to me?"
Stefan: "Oh, my mistake. Not your actual father, and not dead. Mikael. Daggered. What do you want me to do with the body?"
Klaus: "Well, first, I want you to explain to me exactly what happened."
Flashback
Stefan: "All right, we'll say that Mikael followed Elena in here. He tried to grab her so he could use her as bait." he says as the four of them walk down the hall
Elena: "And you, what, vervained him?"
Damon: "No, we vervained him. The guy's an original. Make it realistic."
Stefan: "Ok. Fine. We vervained him. And in the process discovered that he had a dagger."
Jaylan: "Which he planned to use on Rebekah. But instead..."
Stefan: "We drove it through his heart."
Elena: "And what happens when he asks to see Mikael's body?"
Damon: "Good point. You, my brother, have been compelled to do what Klaus says. So if the idea is to lure him back here and kill him, the last thing we need is you getting tripped up and tongue tied."
Stefan: "Well don't look at me. I'm just in charge of getting him back here."
Jaylan: "Klaus is smart. If we tell him that Mikael's dead, he'll want proof."
Mikael: "Then I shall be dead." he says walking over to them
Elena: "What if he wants to see in person?"
Mikael: "Well, it means our plan is working. Klaus will absolutely want to see my body. You lure him here, and I will kill him." he says as they walk into the living room
Stefan: "With what? Those daggers won't work on him."
Mikael: "Well, I'm in possession of a stake fashioned from the wood of the ancient white oak tree. The one that left these ashes when it burned."
Damon: "Where is it?"
Mikael: "Not here. Knowing its location is my insurance policy."
Jaylan: "Against what?"
Mikael: "You leaving this in my heart. You see, a vampire can't dagger an original without dying. So it falls to you." he says holding the dagger out to Elena
Elena: "You want me to actually dagger you?"
Mikael: "Klaus will leave nothing to chance. Especially when it comes to trust." he says as Elena takes a deep breath before stabbing him in the chest
Flashback Over
Klaus: "I want to see him. I want to see his rotting body for myself."
Stefan: "Well, he's here. Come by whenever."
Klaus: "If you're lying to me, Stefan, your compulsion will expose you. So answer with your life. Is what you're saying the truth?"
Stefan: "It's true. I saw it with my own eyes."
Klaus: "I want to talk to Rebekah."
Stefan: "That's not a problem. She's right here." he says handing her the phone
Rebekah: "Hello, Nik."
Klaus: "Rebekah, love. What's this I hear about Mikael's tragic run-in with a dagger?"
Rebekah: "It's true. He's finally out of our lives for good. I miss you. I'm miserable here."
Klaus: "I'll be home soon."
Rebekah: "Good. I'll see you then, brother" she says hanging up the phone and then looking at everyone else "He bought it. He's coming home."
Damon: "Now was that easy or what?"
Elena: "Let's just get this over with. Unh!" she says taking the dagger out of Mikael as they all go get ready

Elena: "I hate everything in my closet. I have nothing to wear to homecoming." she says as her, Jaylan, and Bonnie are in her room
Bonnie: "So don't go. Let's stay home, order take-out and over-analyze ancient hieroglyphic thingies with Alaric."
Jaylan: "We have to go. Caroline will kill us."
Bonnie: "Oh, Caroline actually has a date." she sighs out
Elena: "You know that you can talk to me about Jeremy, right?"
Bonnie: "I don't need to talk about it. He fell in love with his ghost girlfriend and lied about it. What's done is done."
Jaylan: "You have to talk about it. He hurt you, Bonnie."
Elena: "I'm mad at him too."
Bonnie: "You're mad at your little brother. You'll yell at him a little, teach him a life lesson. You can't really be mad like I'm mad."
Elena: "Bonnie..."
Bonnie: "And you shouldn't have to be. He's your brother. So no, I can't really talk to you about it." she says as Jaylan and Elena grab their things and head to the boarding house
Elena: "We can't trust Rebekah not to turn on us." she says in Damon's room getting the weapons ready as Damon is in his bathroom mixing wolfsbane and Jaylan is curling her hair in the mirror
Damon: "Oh, really? Because those original vampires are usually so reliable."
Jaylan: "Bonnie was right though. Rebekah may be mad at Klaus now, but he is her brother."
Damon: "Her lying, mama-killing, dagger-happy brother. The wolfsbane's ready."
Elena: "There are too many things that can go wrong with this plan. Too many people who can make it go wrong." she sighs coming into the room
Damon: "Well, I am formulating a secret contingency plan."
Jaylan: "Really? What is it?"
Damon: "Well, if I told you, then it won't be a secret." he says shushing them as Stefan comes into the room
Stefan: "I need to borrow a tie."
Damon: "You have your own ties."
Stefan: "I'm 162 years old and I'm going to a homecoming dance. I need better ties."
Elena: "You could not go."
Stefan: "I'm compelled to protect you. And if I look at your track record at high school dances, it's pretty tragic. My luck you'll go ahead and get yourself murdered by the homecoming queen." he says before walking out the room as Elena prepares one of wolfsbane grenades
Damon: "Ahh!" he says taking it from her 
Elena: "I know how to do it. Alaric taught me."
Damon: "Elena, if this thing blows up in our face just remember only two of us heal quickly." he says taking it from her and giving it to Jaylan who is done with her hair
Stefan: "Ugh, please tell me that you have a better plan than wolfsbane grenades."
Damon: "Never you mind, brother. The less you know, the better."
Stefan: "My freedom from Klaus rests entirely upon you two executing your plan perfectly. So, excuse me if I'm a bit cynical." he says coming to stand behind them to look in the mirror
Elena: "You're the one that we should be worried about. If Klaus asks you one wrong question, whole thing falls apart."
Stefan: "You do have reason to worry. But if I look back at our history of epic plan failures, it's usually because one of us let our humanity get in the way. So if I'm taking odds on how this thing goes down, it's certainly not gonna be me who screws it up. I'll see you at homecoming. I can't wait." he says as he walks out and after a while Elena leaves, leaving only Damon and Jaylan in the room
Damon: "You know we have some time to ourselves right now." he smirks at her as she snickers at him
Jaylan: "You think now is the best time? With all the prying ears in this house."
Damon: "We can be quiet." he says pinning her between himself and the bathroom counter
Jaylan: "Even if we were quiet they would still hear us."
Damon: "Oh come on we won't do too much. Just a little of this, and this, and this, and this." he says kissing her cheeks, neck, and lips each time and she breaks making out with him. After a while he picks her up to set her on the counter lifting her shirt up a little