Chapter 135

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"Cas, why are we in a group chat with Lucifer and Jack?"


Castiel cocks his head to the side, squinting slightly. "We're what?"

"C'mere, look at this."

Castiel sits down on the couch next to his fiancé, looking over his shoulder at his phone. Dean tilts the screen so that Castiel can see it.

Lucifer: Hey y'all

"Are you gonna text him back?" Castiel asks.

"I don't know," Dean says. "I'm kinda scared."

They don't have to wait long for Jack to answer, though.

Jack: Hi! :)

"Aw, the smiley face," Castiel says. "That's adorable."

"It's literally a smiley face," Dean deadpans.

"Yeah, but it's a cute, 2014-esc smiley face," Castiel says. "And honestly, anything Jack does is adorable. I don't make the rules."

Dean just shakes his head, amused.

Lucifer: 'Ello

Lucifer: I meant hello but I forgot the h whoops

Lucifer: Although how cool is it than autocorrect remembered to put the apostrophe

Lucifer: And that autocorrect spelled apostrophe for me

Lucifer: Taylor Swift was lying when she said spelling is fun

Lucifer: The song is an absolute bop tho

Lucifer: By far one of her worst songs but a timeless bop nonetheless

Lucifer: Sorry I'm monologuing

Lucifer: I'll stop now

Jack: Don't stop on my account! This is really funny :)

"He's back again with the smiles," Dean remarks.

Lucifer: Welp

Lucifer: I'm waiting for Dean and Cassie to answer me

Lucifer: Which might take a while

Lucifer: Castiel probably kidnapped Dean and made him watch Aladdin again against his will

Jack: It's a good movie, though.

Lucifer: Not the number of times Dean's seen it

"I feel called out," Castiel says.

"Good," Dean jokes. "Should I text him now, or do you want to see what stupid stuff he's going to say next?"

"You should probably text him," Castiel says. "Let's go save Jack."

Dean: Fortunately he hasn't made me watch it in almost a week

Castiel playfully slaps him on the shoulder. "Now you're exposing me!"

"Damn right I am."

Lucifer: Oh hai

Lucifer: Where be Cassie

Dean: Sitting next to me

Lucifer: Lit!

Lucifer: So obviously Jack is coming up here tomorrow

Lucifer: And Alex is going to steal his cat

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