chapter because i really don't feel like writing
flashback on what happened last timeschlagg: argh i'm drunk and clementine likes me more
wilbur: i am british please don't fight me. phil come help
phil: let me get my friends haha
jack and blythe: haha caught in 4kclementine: aha i gambled when i was younger i make money and my heels are big ow
quackity: oh em gee ur so sexy wow haha temptress we're the least toxic of the three.
clementine: oh crap there's a fight i'm a bad person.blythe: u r a pussy clementine HAHAH -weird sneeze laugh-🤣🤣🤣🤣
niki and tubbo: 😬
clementine: i know i'm a bad person AUGHtubbo: there is a man at the door lol
mystery man: hello
clementine: is sobbingFACTS ABOUT OUR FAVS
^^ CLEMENTINE
-knows how to knit, but doesn't do it very often-watched all 17 seasons of greys, hated it
-retweets twitter porn when she's bored
-straight a student for two years in highschool
-majored in psychology and graduated
-cat person
-she went through a vsco stage in highschool
-started smoking when she was little
-said she hates greys, but she lied. she sobbed. a lot.
-had a dan and phil phase
-cries about old people dying
-dyed her hair a lot in middle school
-shaved her head after she fried her hair
-bisexual. even though she used to be pan
-had an only fans for a while
-body count is in the hundreds
-has never slept directly with a fan
-but has taken selfies the day after
-collects mugs
-didn't get her drivers license until she was twenty
-favorite genre of music is country-she'll never admit it
-drinks ginger ale for fun
-didn't get bullied that much in school
-owns crystals and worships them
—BLYTHE:
- is tall as fuck. i mean super fucking tall-has a stache they can't get rid of
-was one of those people on alt tiktok
-super chill, and will smoke with you
-only acts intense and crazy for views
-very famous??? they're tiktok has 25M followers
-jokes about speaking to ghosts, even though they can
-favorite villager is derwin. second favorite is pietro
-straight a student
-met clementine in college for psychology
-did lsd and acid once
-add coke. and ecstasy.
-was wild in college. is a year or two older than clem
-does puzzles now
-they're an amazing painter
-played volleyball in college
-travelled to the UK and played volleyball there
-met a girl named naomi and fell slightly in like
-prefers apple over orange juice
-has their own youtooz
-they collect religious pamphlets
-favorite show growing up was south park
-their parents are doctors so they didn't get supervised
-their dead name is ———, embarrassing right?
-they're assigned ——— at birth
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yes that's me cryingyes this is the new canonical designs except blythe's hair color is wrong in the doodle
BINABASA MO ANG
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Fanfiction"𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐍 𝐃𝐔𝐃𝐄, 𝐈 𝐃𝐈𝐃𝐍'𝐓 𝐌𝐄𝐀𝐍 𝐓𝐎 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐖," meet clementine adair - a 20 year old simmer who just can't stop competing with those damn dreamsmp members. when she finds out one is her downsta...