Bad pick up lines

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Hey, my name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight? - MH

Don't you mean Mycroft? I love autocorrect 🤣 - GL

Are you the sun? Because you are really hot - MH

Oh, so that's where you're going with this - GL

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together - MH

That is the most cheesiest thing you have ever said - GL

Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material - MH

Nevermind, that's the most cheesiest thing you've ever said - GL

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again? - MH

Well, I'd hope so since we've been married for 4 years! - GL

Don't act like you're annoyed, I see you smirking behind your phone - MH

Shut up - GL

I love you too - MH

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