Sherlock texts

Piss off

Are you still with your goldfish? - SH

Who? - MH

You know, Gaygory - SH

He's not my goldfish and his name is Gregory - MH

Well, whatever - SH

What do you mean "whatever"? You're not much of a "genuis" if you can't even remember someone's name - MH

Oh no, is someone being protective?- SH

Of course not! It's just that Gregory is not a stranger to you so it's not difficult to remember his name. I'm sure even Anderson could remember that - MH

I didn't know you cared so much. Has someone started to care for someone else? - SH

Fine. Yes, I care about him. I care about him more than anyone else because I love him - MH

Well, isn't that just the sweetest thing you've ever heard? - SH

Maybe you would understand if you didn't just drag John along with you like a stupid puppet - MH

Don't you dare bring John into this! - SH

What are you going to do about it? You're not exactly the smartest out of the two of us - MH

I don't know why Greg puts up with you, I sure can't. I thought he would have left you by now - SH

Sometimes I think the exact same thing! - MH

Wait, what? - SH

Mycroft? - SH

Idiot? - SH

Nevermind. You don't need to worry about me. You've made it clear enough that you don't care about me - MH

That's not what I said - SH

You didn't need to. I can deduce the nasty looks you give me anytime I happen to enter the same room as you and the comments you try to slyly whisper to John. I'm not stupid, Sherlock - MH

Yes, I find you annoying but it doesn't mean that I don't care about you - SH

Really? - MH

Of course. Just to prove it to you, I apologise. I'm sorry for the way I spoke about Geoff - SH

It's Gregory and I apologise too for what I said about John - MH

I know it's Greg, I just like to mess with you - SH

And here I thought you cared about me - MH

I do! - SH

Now look who's caring for someone else - MH

Oh, piss off - SH

I can't win with you - SH